"And next on the catwalk is Matsuura Aya with Detlef Versacce's (Gianni's illegitimate son) creation "Creamcake toppings at the senior's home"
I'm sorry Matt, but I can't help it. WTH!?! Does she do this on purpose or do the wardrobe people enjoy making her look like a.....well an idiot.
I'm sorry if I offended you Matt or anyone else who holds Aya in high regard. She is such a beautiful woman and has a golden voice, but she dresses like the biggest dork I've ever seen. And it's constant too. Mismatched outfits that my 3rd grader (who loves to play dress-up) wouldn't do. Outfits that cause your eyes bleed and make you want to scream out to the heavens "WHY?"
Ok last bit was a bit over dramatic. I just cant believe 1) that she let's the wardrobe people do that to her, or 2) that she does it to herself which is really kind of sad.
Again I hope I haven't offended anyone with my "Aya's Fashion Deficit" rant.
edited for grammar