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[mikari]

Unfaithful - Rihanna
http://www.metrolyri...cs-rihanna.html

i just don't get it. if she doesn't want to kill her man anymore...then why continue cheating? or why not just break up then? like:

"I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be...
A murderer"

....well. if you don't wanna do this anymore, then don't do it. if you don't wanna hurt him, don't do it. if you dont wanna take away his life, dont do it.

i. just. dont. get. it. this song annoys me =/

[☆れいな☆]

^
AGREED. Besides the fact that it's a song about a selfish little b*tch who cheats.
I can't stand Rihanna anyway.

ANY~WAY~
One of the worst lyrics I've ever heard is that song Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3

"Shush girl
shut your lips,
do the Helen Keller
and talk with your hips

I said shush girl
shut your lips,
do the Helen Keller
and talk with your hips"

The whole song is stupid but that one part really bugs me. I'm not easily offended usually but this song offends me.. well that part does anyway. I have deaf & hard of hearing relatives and I'm a bit hard of hearing myself. I find it.. in a way.. degrading to women, Helen Keller and I dunno.. the deaf and HI community.

[StevenLin]

Metallica's St. Anger album had some pretty awful lines.

"I'm madly in anger with you"

"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle"

Also, the Dumb Song:

Makoto Ogawa




Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.

Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrank in the wash, because it's cotton. AND yer dumb.
Gawkman::Well, yer toilet overflowed...

Gawkman: You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Murph: Who else is dumb?
Gawkman: Everybody!
Murph:Yer right... they're all dumb!

Gawkman: Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Yer brain's all STUPID!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do that, the dumber you sound.

Murph: It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully but then just before you got to his front door a piano fell on your head... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Didn't see that one coming!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: Yer dumb - the song - now die. Yer dead because yer dumb. Oh wait, you're still alive. Yer still dumb nonetheless.
(roar)
Murph: people who roar are dumb!
(music)
Murph: ur dumb cuz u thought the heavy part waz over!

Gawkman: You died while in the pit Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Your funeral was boring... Cuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: You're six feet underground Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Now yer all dead and stuff.

Gawkman: Yer dumb cuz this sounds like a Deftones song.
Murph: Yer dumb becuz pandas are endangered.
Gawkman: Yer dumb becuz everything's composed of matter.
Murph: Yer dumb because... smiley face
Gawkman: Yer dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment. And.. yer dumb because I'm out of dumb things to say- DUMMY!

[moonwell]

Manfred Manns Earth Band Lyrics for "blinded by the light"

Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"

[EmilieAutumn]

I'm surprised to see that "hana wo pun!" by Kira*Pika is not here..
Supposedly the worst lyrics ever..

You said that my hairdo is wierd
Pun to your nose
You asked "did you gain weight lately?"
Pun to your nose

Circle, triangle, rectangle
In the middle of your face, threads and sweets
Sinus, cosinus, tangens
You and me are piroronpii
Open and close your side

You said that I could'nt sing
Pun to your nose
You asked "Are you an A cup?"
Pun to your nose

[Oikaze]

From "Rico Suave" by Gerardo:

"My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi"

[xHadex]

Nega- Muddy cult pv+song(totally sick...)

lyrics:
Nega- DIS.(what a weird lyrcs)
My strawberry in your shellfish　　　　　　 [SEXUAL CROSSING]
You are addicted to this pleasure　　　　　[SEXUAL POISONING]
You think this to be'love'　　　　　　　　　　　[SEXUAL MISTAKE]
However, there does not have the 'love'　[SEXUAL DIFFERENCE]

[Oikaze]

I just heard this for the first time and it definitely deserves a dishonorable mention:

I want to wake up naked next to you
Kissing the curve in your clavicle
Kissing your clavicle

"Clavicle" by Alkaline Trio

How romantic?! Gerardo still gets the top (or bottom) dishonors in my mind, though, because at least the prosaic lyrics above are funny. They've already been mentioned, and I agree that "My Humps" and that "Tra La La" garbage or whatever it's called are among the worst as well.

[deukkae]

"That's Not My Name" by the Ting Tings


They call me hell
They call me Stacey
They call me her
They call me Jane
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name


Dang it, what is her name?!?

[Hikazumi]

From Jim Carrey movie "Yes man" !

//

Don't call me passed 11pm, it won't happen again
Happened once, it happened twice it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six
times but it won't happen seven times
No no no no no no...

Whore whore whore
Not your late night booty call
Whore no more
Don't call me passed 11pm it won't happen again
2x
You could call me at 10.59 but don't call me at 11 coz that's my rule now

//


I should have been the one to break up with you
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I wanna snap your neck and spit on you.
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
If I got a call and said you were dead
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I'd shrug my shoulders and I say what-ev
You said, Who are you? Who are you?

Hey have we met before? Oh yeah I think we have
Because we only dated for four and a half years
No big deal, I've only witnessed you sitting on the couch
Watching Next in your undies,
But its cool that you act like you have no idea who I am.

I saw you a my records last night
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
You straighten your hair and had a henna tatto
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I wanna shove your face just shove it.
You said, Who are you? Who are you?

My mother thinks youre in the closet
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
Its so weird because when we used to go out you never even liked the TJ wantons
And now we have to drive all the way to marvista or some stupid place and eat
Some stupid butter-nut squash raviolli or something becuase you took the last bag like some
immature little clown.

I saw you thursday at the arclect
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I was on a date you ruined my night
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I saw you shopping at the trader just
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I see you everywhere it really blows.
You said, Who are you? Who are you?

Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?
He's a coumputer hacker.
He helped me erase your Myspace page,
And your band's Myspace page,
And your Facebook page.
Happy networking asshole.

So rememebr all the stuff you forgot
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
After you just bought.
You said, Who are you? Who are you?
I'd like to see the look on your greasy face.
You said, Who are you? Who are you?

And so for sixteen hundy on audi base?
He said, I know you. I know you.
Uh-huh.

LOL

[kurosawa87]

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (I don't know)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me (yeah)

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did (yeah)
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did (I don't care)
As long as you love me

In all seriousness, this song is first a guilty pleasure in my heart and the reason why I hated boy bands when they came out
I would send her to the cops no matter what the situation if she does something wrong
I don't care if you love me, you going to jail

[Cio'24]

"Your Easy Breezy and I'm Japanesy" - Easy Breezy, Utada Hikaru. (From her only American single)

[Yumame]

I'm surprised to see that "hana wo pun!" by Kira*Pika is not here..
Supposedly the worst lyrics ever..

You said that my hairdo is wierd
Pun to your nose
You asked "did you gain weight lately?"
Pun to your nose

Circle, triangle, rectangle
In the middle of your face, threads and sweets
Sinus, cosinus, tangens
You and me are piroronpii
Open and close your side

You said that I could'nt sing
Pun to your nose
You asked "Are you an A cup?"
Pun to your nose

Because that was meant to be "stupid" to begin with, and for a girly teen "anime"...
As for me, the top goes to:
How to save life - Composing 33% of the whole lyrics... that song was so lame (for me)...

[Krey]

Kimberly Locke - 8th World Wonder

Woke up early this morning, made my coffee like I always do.
Then it hit me from nowhere, everything I feel about me and you.
The way you kiss me crazy, baby you're so amazing.

Seven days and seven nights of thunder,
The waters rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder.

I guess that I'm just falling deeper into something I've never known.
But the way that I'm feeling, makes me realize that it can't be wrong.
You're love's like a summer rain, washing my doubts away.

Seven days and seven nights of thunder,
The waters rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder.

It's only been a week, but it's coming over me.
It's making me believe that you're the one for me.

Seven days and seven nights of thunder,
The waters rising and I'm slipping under.
I think I fell in love with the 8th world wonder. [x4]


Well the melody, the lyrics, and the singing in this song mostly makes me want to rip my own ears off. This is pretty much the only song they played when i worked at shaw's. I still get chills whenever i hear it. Ok first of all, if you've been dating someone for a week, I don't think you know enough about them to say you're in love with them, let alone call them the 8th world wonder. This girl is creepy and obsessive. Besides that, I would like to know what the word "thunder" means in this song. So, you had sex and now you think you're in love because of that? ... it's just so confusing . Not only that, but the lyrics are too short. Her producers probably spent about 10 minutes coming up with this garbage

[oleg]

I'm surprised to see that "hana wo pun!" by Kira*Pika is not here..
Supposedly the worst lyrics ever..

You said that my hairdo is wierd
Pun to your nose
You asked "did you gain weight lately?"
Pun to your nose

Circle, triangle, rectangle
In the middle of your face, threads and sweets
Sinus, cosinus, tangens
You and me are piroronpii
Open and close your side

You said that I could'nt sing
Pun to your nose
You asked "Are you an A cup?"
Pun to your nose

Wow, amazing!
These are the best lyrics I've ever heard!
I think this will be a good choice for my first lyrics to learn in Japanese!

What's an "A cup", what's a "piroronpii"?

EDIT:
This translation looks better:
http://www.megchan.c...ka/Hana_wo_Puun

[Ishikawaluvr]

Compared to other lyrics posted here, they're not bad they aren't the worst I've heard, but I needed a good thread title

Lyrics from Avenue Q. The Internet is for ....

From a show that brought us "Everyone's a little bit racist," "You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you're making love,)" and "It sucks to be you," there's not exactly much to expect in the way of heartfelt lyrics =P Though "There's a Fine, Fine Line" is pretty good, actually.

[StevenLin]

I have a new one:

Manowar - Hail and Kill

May your swords stay wet, like a young girl in her prime LOL

[MisaChan]

Seriously, I love all heavy metal, death metal and any type of metal music.
It gets my through that phase of life a few years ago.
I had so much anger in me, so I decided to listen to death metal and heavy metal, I thank those musicians who made these type of music.

Spoiler

But I just had to say, I love the song "Daddy" by KoRn. It's so sad, if you actually understand the lyrics and his situation. He was molested when he was a child and his parents didn't believe him.

The worst song and lyrics I have EVER heard is Miley Cyrus's "Fly On The Wall", "Ice-Cream Freeze", "Party In The USA" and many more.
I seriously don't like those songs. It's so weird and makes my hair stand!

[ChocolateRain]

I don't like Miley Cyrus's songs too

[Snipey]

cheryl cole - fight for this love