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[Geheimaccount]

"wow you're hot!" "No, I'm hot!"

... the most horrible pun ever
the first "hot" was about his body tempreture
the second "hot" was about attraction

[✮DanDan✮]

Okay so my friend came to school with a haircut and she seriously looked like Justin B. (*Shudders*) so on the bus i told her "Never Say Never there will always be Somebody to Love and then there will be One Less Lonely Guy In the World"

[Geheimaccount]

"I want to get a shortcut"

"Daisy? What do you want?"
"-singing- Dakishimete Dakishimete"

-I walked to the student counsil meeting with my partner-
"-singing- Seito kai de issho dakara Ichido kurai ii kedo"

"I wonder.. why you are so boyisch"
"-singing- Sonna ni kantan na Onna no ko ja nai wa"

I make too much H!P Puns

[KBL]

im reading a book about anti-gravity

but its impossible to put down~!

lame i know >_>

[kapiteiniglo(c)]

Mm only joke i know.

There are 4 guys in the afterlife between hell and heaven, they have to walk down a road and if they make it to the end so that they can be send to heaven.
Guy #1 had died after drinking enormous amount of beer.
Guy #2 died after eating too much food.
Guy #3 had died of old age, but during his life he was in love with money.
Guy #4 also died but during his life he was cheating on his wife with just about everything (sex-addict).

So they walk on the road and guy #1 sees a bar with free drinks, he decides to have a look because well, he likes a drink now and then.
As soon as he picks on the first drink a pitfall appears underneath him and he's send to hell.
The other 3 guys continue down the road and after a short while they see a restaurant with a free buffet.
Guy #2 really wanted some food so he went inside, he also was sent to hell.
Guy #3 and #4 followed the road and soon found 10 cents lying on the floor.
Guy #3 bended over to grab the coin.
Guy #3 and #4 were send to hell.

[✮DanDan✮]

^I'm sorry I don't get it could you explain please?
EDIT:NVM I JUST GOT IT! XDDDD That was hilarious

[KBL]

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^ good lord! hahaha that one is funny

[ponikolinlin]

Truly horrible:

A baby seal walked into a club.

[fy-smileage]

Smileage. (:

[awesomecakes]

Last week, my boyfriend pulled two pennies out of his pocket while we were walking down the street...

And then he said,"It's two/too punnies."

I literally stopped, found the nearest wall, and started (gently) banging my head against it. I didn't want to damage the wall after all.

[Hado Gato]

What do you do when an elephant comes through your window?

Use an umbrella.

[MayaChanShiDae]

Well this is pretty lame but the other day at Dinner my cousin dropped some salt on me and I wen:

"Ahh! You just A-salted me"

-.-

[✮DanDan✮]

^hah that was a good one
So my friends Koi and Ai are in a relationship. They're in renai (love)

It's funny if you get the kanji
koi = 恋
ai= 愛
renai= 恋愛

Yes I'm such a dork

[✮DanDan✮]

I know it's a double post but my friend and me had a pun war with H!P members' names. I won I shall say.

im serious that was riho-lly (really) funny

omg stop it. stop it now. LOL. eripon-e (every pun) you have done so far is making me laugh. oh so punny.

XDDDD
AI (I) think not

eri-one(Everyone)

do u feel kaori-dly (cowardly) in my punny presence

yuuka-inda' (You kinda) do.

yeah ayaka (I yak a) lot with puns
but Airi-lly (I really) should stop though

don't be a maimic(mimic). okay i'm out. idk anymore.
LOOL

XDDD

you've got to be kei-dding (kidding) me.

Nono youre doing it wrong maybe i should yaguchi yuu (Guchi you) up

okay bruh. mano to mano, Sayu (you) gonna make a fool of mee.

Well Kon Yui (Can you) upshow me?

Umeda (You made a) pretty pun there, Mai (my) friend.

I risa-pect (respect) you on that one

Okai (okay), Kanna (kinda) have to agree with you.

but i don't rikall (rika) yu-koring (You caring) about puns before
I maasa (must) say well done

Yuko (you go) and be punny with someone else
Kudo-s to you

Blame ***** hitomi (he told me) to do puns too

***** is just trying to Reina (rain) on our parade.

MAimai (my my) Ai-kan't (I can't) believe he would do tht
but you have to biyuuden (be you then)

/sobs i'm out.

wada (What the) hell were u waiting for
and YOsHi (yossha) I WIN

shut up
LOL
one day I will return

u mean with arisa (A list of) puns

Yes. ? ?
Abe-tcha (I betcha) i will win next time.

you just Ku-mait (might)

Miyabi (maybe) I will.

maybe but you goto (Got to) be wise
and when u win u can kusu-mi (Cuss me) out
Madie says
Aika-inda (I kinda) want you to shoosh. >?

XDDDDDDD
okai okai (okay okay)

omg you stole mine.
how dare you
LOL

ahhh that was fun

i think we ran out of names
to pun.

you can asuka (assume) that all you want a-ya (all you) had to do was wiki some names

i don't feel like googling anything. Yuuka-n (You can) go ahead and claim this round yours.

okay i'll stop im running out of Berry (very) good puns

the first ones were pretty c-ute

[red-chan~]

Ok here's one...

"Kudo"s to you for being a Haruka fan *shot*

[Ugly-chan]

^ Here's a lamer one..

Last night in bed my fiancee and I were just screwing around talking and stuff, and at the end I just say "I love you" and he says "I love you too" but then in my head I was like "Mwahahaha but what you don't know is that I said 'Yuu' instead of 'You'" ... Soo.. "I love Yuu [Kikkawa]" lol.. lame I know

[Cio'25]

this randomly popped up in my head while I was watching QI today.

Aye aye is what you respond to a captain.
Aye is what you respond to a half blind captain.

Yeah, it's bad.

[korokorori]

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thata pretty smart.
Mine:

Korean: Aa~ Hottoke! Hottoke?! (what should i do?~!---- dont know if spell it right)

Japanese: Hottoke ba ii yo~ (just leave it as it is, its alright~ )

i wonder if this is lame..
EDIT:

Ok, another one:
"Today is Sunday, though its raining~ " ----- just thought about it awhile ago, lame..

[PSMsoldier]

I would like to learn how to juggle, but I just do not have the balls to try.

[d_silverberg]

i like to call H!P members who cut their hair really short with -boy
example : eripon becomes eri-boy or kuduu becomes kudo-boy

well, here's my horrible pun

if maimi or maimai cut their hair really short... i'll call them "My Boy" (Mai-boy)

i know it's very lame