Your horrible puns
#21
Posted 27 December 2010 - 11:49 AM
... the most horrible pun ever
the first "hot" was about his body tempreture
the second "hot" was about attraction
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#22
Posted 19 January 2011 - 08:12 PM
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#23
Posted 20 January 2011 - 11:04 AM
"Daisy? What do you want?"
"-singing- Dakishimete Dakishimete"
-I walked to the student counsil meeting with my partner-
"-singing- Seito kai de issho dakara Ichido kurai ii kedo"
"I wonder.. why you are so boyisch"
"-singing- Sonna ni kantan na Onna no ko ja nai wa"
I make too much H!P Puns
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#24
Posted 20 January 2011 - 01:52 PM
but its impossible to put down~!
lame i know >_>
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"Please, don't leave me!" Rika cried as she hugged Phil.
"Don't leave me alone without you."
She cried onto Phil's chest before she kissed Phil passionately.
#25
Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:33 PM
There are 4 guys in the afterlife between hell and heaven, they have to walk down a road and if they make it to the end so that they can be send to heaven.
Guy #1 had died after drinking enormous amount of beer.
Guy #2 died after eating too much food.
Guy #3 had died of old age, but during his life he was in love with money.
Guy #4 also died but during his life he was cheating on his wife with just about everything (sex-addict).
So they walk on the road and guy #1 sees a bar with free drinks, he decides to have a look because well, he likes a drink now and then.
As soon as he picks on the first drink a pitfall appears underneath him and he's send to hell.
The other 3 guys continue down the road and after a short while they see a restaurant with a free buffet.
Guy #2 really wanted some food so he went inside, he also was sent to hell.
Guy #3 and #4 followed the road and soon found 10 cents lying on the floor.
Guy #3 bended over to grab the coin.
Guy #3 and #4 were send to hell.
Note everything in the above post can and should not be taken seriously.
#26
Posted 20 January 2011 - 11:54 PM
EDIT:NVM I JUST GOT IT! XDDDD That was hilarious
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#27
Posted 21 January 2011 - 06:53 AM
^ good lord! hahaha that one is funny
#MayugeTeam4Lyfe
"Please, don't leave me!" Rika cried as she hugged Phil.
"Don't leave me alone without you."
She cried onto Phil's chest before she kissed Phil passionately.
#28
Posted 21 January 2011 - 08:11 AM
A baby seal walked into a club.
#29
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:56 PM
#30
Posted 16 August 2011 - 02:50 AM
And then he said,"It's two/too punnies."
I literally stopped, found the nearest wall, and started (gently) banging my head against it. I didn't want to damage the wall after all.
#31
Posted 16 August 2011 - 07:19 AM
Use an umbrella.
#32
Posted 16 August 2011 - 11:28 AM
"Ahh! You just A-salted me"
-.-
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#33
Posted 04 September 2011 - 02:16 AM
So my friends Koi and Ai are in a relationship. They're in renai (love)
It's funny if you get the kanji
koi = 恋
ai= 愛
renai= 恋愛
Yes I'm such a dork
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#34
Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:30 AM
im serious that was riho-lly (really) funny
omg stop it. stop it now. LOL. eripon-e (every pun) you have done so far is making me laugh. oh so punny.
XDDDD
AI (I) think not
eri-one(Everyone)
do u feel kaori-dly (cowardly) in my punny presence
yuuka-inda' (You kinda) do.
yeah ayaka (I yak a) lot with puns
but Airi-lly (I really) should stop though
don't be a maimic(mimic). okay i'm out. idk anymore.
LOOL
XDDD
you've got to be kei-dding (kidding) me.
Nono youre doing it wrong maybe i should yaguchi yuu (Guchi you) up
okay bruh. mano to mano, Sayu (you) gonna make a fool of mee.
Well Kon Yui (Can you) upshow me?
Umeda (You made a) pretty pun there, Mai (my) friend.
I risa-pect (respect) you on that one
Okai (okay), Kanna (kinda) have to agree with you.
but i don't rikall (rika) yu-koring (You caring) about puns before
I maasa (must) say well done
Yuko (you go) and be punny with someone else
Kudo-s to you
Blame ***** hitomi (he told me) to do puns too
***** is just trying to Reina (rain) on our parade.
MAimai (my my) Ai-kan't (I can't) believe he would do tht
but you have to biyuuden (be you then)
/sobs i'm out.
wada (What the) hell were u waiting for
and YOsHi (yossha) I WIN
shut up
LOL
one day I will return
u mean with arisa (A list of) puns
Yes. ? ?
Abe-tcha (I betcha) i will win next time.
you just Ku-mait (might)
Miyabi (maybe) I will.
maybe but you goto (Got to) be wise
and when u win u can kusu-mi (Cuss me) out
Madie says
Aika-inda (I kinda) want you to shoosh. >?
XDDDDDDD
okai okai (okay okay)
omg you stole mine.
how dare you
LOL
ahhh that was fun
i think we ran out of names
to pun.
you can asuka (assume) that all you want a-ya (all you) had to do was wiki some names
i don't feel like googling anything. Yuuka-n (You can) go ahead and claim this round yours.
okay i'll stop im running out of Berry (very) good puns
the first ones were pretty c-ute
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#35
Posted 02 December 2011 - 06:48 PM
"Kudo"s to you for being a Haruka fan *shot*
#36
Posted 08 December 2011 - 05:25 AM
Last night in bed my fiancee and I were just screwing around talking and stuff, and at the end I just say "I love you" and he says "I love you too" but then in my head I was like "Mwahahaha but what you don't know is that I said 'Yuu' instead of 'You'" ... Soo.. "I love Yuu [Kikkawa]" lol.. lame I know
愛 love you
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#37
Posted 10 December 2011 - 08:24 AM
Aye aye is what you respond to a captain.
Aye is what you respond to a half blind captain.
Yeah, it's bad.
#38
Posted 10 December 2011 - 07:02 PM
^
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thata pretty smart.
Mine:
Korean: Aa~ Hottoke! Hottoke?! (what should i do?~!---- dont know if spell it right)
Japanese: Hottoke ba ii yo~ (just leave it as it is, its alright~ )
i wonder if this is lame..
EDIT:
Ok, another one:
"Today is Sunday, though its raining~ " ----- just thought about it awhile ago, lame..
#39
Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:43 PM
#40
Posted 14 June 2012 - 03:04 PM
example : eripon becomes eri-boy or kuduu becomes kudo-boy
well, here's my horrible pun
if maimi or maimai cut their hair really short... i'll call them "My Boy" (Mai-boy)
i know it's very lame
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