Kitsuiko

What are some of your Morning Musume pet peeves?

I think my biggest one is that Kanon is fat.  Seriously compare her thighs to Fukumura's in the shots where she's wearing enough or compare their arms.  They're actually the same size; the only difference I can see is a stomach being drawn back for better posture and showing off her body. ...

Yeah!  Marriage is actually pretty awesome.  I think a great definition of a wedding is: wherein you invite all of your friends from high school and college to have a huge party sponsored by your parents where you're allowed to drink with your cool relatives and dance to Kpop and Jpop.

But enough about that.  

Anti-Fans.

People have been...

I watched the video and counted on each of the jump cuts what girls were on screen.  If it was a dance shot I only counted it if it was different from the previously released dance shot and only if the girls in question were looking at the camera.  Close ups were easy.  The spinning swirling parts counted everyone.  I did this for every cut - the number is...

Before it gets into it I'm going to make something clear.  Cuca is dancing the full dance while singing averse to doing the lead singer-arm-wave-gesture thing.  Further she decided to sing the entire song averse to going back and forth like the girls do.  If you don't...

Seriously.

It happens with regularity every song so I don't know why I'm continually frustrated by seeing it but I swear days are taken from my life from my inborn rage at people complaining about line distribution as if Morning Musume were some sort of day school where zero sum games weren't allowed and not a pop idol group.  I'm going to...