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| L414
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Jan 09 2011 10:51 AM
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- Captain, there's an unidentified object directly ahead.
- Visual sensors to full reception. Can the computer identify it?
- Working on it … It's a 'Matsui Rena'. Never heard of it.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
- What the hell is that?
- The cute-o-meter, sir. Shit, the needle's totally off the chart!
- Shut down the visual sensors!
- Too late, sir. It's already starting to affect our systems.
- Damage report!
- We've got a level 10 cuteness overload in the core! There's heavy cross-synaptic firing and the system's reporting several
blood tube ruptures in the nasal section. We're losing blood, sir!
- Damn!! Plug the leak!
- Impossible, sir. Both the grippers are completely unresponsive.
- Then get us out of here!
- Locomotion is malfunctioning, sir! And we're losing altitude! We're going down! Shit! Mayday, mayday, we're going down!!!
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| Wingates
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Jan 12 2011 11:00 AM
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^Your efforts need to become noticed, good sir, you have done well.
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| cribbaz
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Jan 12 2011 11:40 AM
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but it was boring and unfunny.
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| L414
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Jan 12 2011 02:25 PM
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Yeah, sorry about that. When I wrote this I was thinking of a particular Calvin and Hobbes strip in which Calvin imagines being some kind of machine with little people in his head controlling him like a (star)ship. I guess it's not that funny if you weren't thinking of at least something similar …
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| stany
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Jan 12 2011 02:44 PM
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^ I think it was funny even though I don't know Calvin and Hobbes.
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| yudi8861
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Jan 12 2011 03:01 PM
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@l414: that was one of the amazing comment i have ever red, very funny.
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