"hello wotas look at your idols, now back to me, now back to your idols, now back to me, sadly, they aren't me. but if they stopped being lame and were awesome and small that would be a good start. look down, back up, where are you? you're at a hand shake event with the idol your idol could be like! whats in your hand? back at me, i have it! it's a two-shot with a couple of tickets to tonights concert! look again, the tickets are now yakuniku from my resturaunt!! anything is possible when your idol is awesome and small and not lame, i'm on a horse!"
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