Reality Check
Once upon a time, in a galaxy not unlike our own, and on a planet also not unlike our own, resided many people who were avid followers of one of the all time greatest phenomena the very Universe has laid claim to producing.
It was so amazing a phenomena that even God (whichever one you happen to believe in) had to admit that he (or she) didn't see it coming. But they laid claim to it nonetheless. Despite Tsunku's previous filing of Intellectual Property Rights.
And for atheists... it just happened, okay?
Anyhoo - the amazing phenomena - henceforth known as "Morning Musume" by all those that want to refer to it by its correct name - spawned the equally amazing craze of writing fanfic about its members...
And so our story begins...
One day, the members of Morning Musume looked on the internet to see what people were writing about them.
"Hey, look at this!" said one of them in an accent that would have been stereo-typical English had they actually been speaking English... or even understood English.
"What? What?" replied the severely untested and thus possibly highly underrated harmonising ability of the chorus of other girls.
"People are writing fiction and publishing it on the internet..."
"Wow!" and "Cool!" were the responses.
"... about us..."
"Oh," and "Really?" were the further responses.
"... and... well... eeeeeeeeeeewww!"
They all read what the one at the computer was reading, and in perfect harmony followed by a nasal solo and a wink from one of them, and lots of sweating by another, they all went "eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!"
Whichever one is your favourite gave a loud "tut" and shook their head disappointedly.
And switched off the computer.
The end.
TakaGakiTanaKameMichiKohaLin2Jun2Aika fanfic
Started by Eeyore, Jul 22 2008 08:02 PM
5 replies to this topic
#1
Eeyore
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Friend of Pooh. For what it's worth.
Posted 22 July 2008 - 08:02 PM
DISCLAIMER: Please bear in mind that with regard TakaH!Otty... I am biased. Very biased indeed (although I personally think it's not bias but merely a matter of quality). So please take anything I write with regard to her near limitless ability, talent, looks, appeal, charm, perfection, blah blah, with a pinch of salt the size of the moon. If you take it too seriously, I can not be held accountable for your over-reaction. 
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Ishikawaluvr
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 10:06 PM
Hehe 
I've seen some other reality checks, this one's pretty good 
I've seen some other reality checks, this one's pretty good
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kamegoo
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:08 PM
this is funny. reality check, lmao.
cr: R/M & SweetHoney
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burnt glitter
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:11 PM
HAHA~ 9/10
These are the types I like.
These are the types I like.
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Ruhe
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 09:56 PM
I dunno, this story lacks a good plot. 
But in all seriousness, I'm well aware that my fanfic isn't real, and nor do I expect something like it to happen in real life. It's just something I have fun with in my spare time.
But in all seriousness, I'm well aware that my fanfic isn't real, and nor do I expect something like it to happen in real life. It's just something I have fun with in my spare time.
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