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[やっちん♥]

@ kookyprincess - Good job totally missing the point of this thread. I'm pretty amazed, your posts keep having less and less new things for me to laugh at. But you just don't stop, do you?

Omgash. Pwned
And I totally agree with Haylee

Oh, and I can see some cool "offers" in this thread
Man, it's fun Lulzy, you rock for opening this

[Nik Nik]

LOL I find this Cute and funny!

[kookyprincess22]

@Haylee-I Can't believe you would say that,I feel very hurt by your comments,so what's the problem if we drool over takagaki,It's hot! so what's the problem if I say stuff that miss the point of this thread,and worse you said those on my birthday! I'm telling Turbos!

[Haylee]

^ I'm not sure where I mentioned TakaGaki specifically in that post. In the Senpai Talking Point, yes, but here, no. Anyway, I was simply pointing out that you completely missed the point, you didn't really appear to know.

[Tony Oguri]

Not looking anymore. But if I was, what was used in the past should work today...

Goofy engineer looking for a fun loving Japanese girl with a boyish figure and a pretty face.

[chibilolli]

Must have a good knowledge and grasp of h!p and idol culture, enjoys a drink, and have an exstensive range of fetish clothing for nocturnal shenanigans...

You failed to say that they must enjoy you wearing a Seifuku. Damn you look hot in a skirt

Spoiler

Also...Aerodynamic hair FTW!!!

I was gonna try when I was drunk. But you've got a sober version instead...

Kinda short, brunette Bristolian, seeks person above the national age of consent for talks about idoly goodness and maybe more... 'oooh matron'
Must enjoy TakaGaki, bowling, alca-maholic beverages and getting the piss taken out of them for anything and everything.
Someone who scours adds for bargain buys, or fusses like an old person need not apply *looks in Dales direction*

and for the hell of it...

♪ Do you like Niigaki Risa? With some Ai on the side?
♪ I am not in to Yaoi, but I'll come along for the ride.

I'm gonna come up with some decent words for that at work. I fail after I've just woken up.

[Shirow]

Must have a good knowledge and grasp of h!p and idol culture, enjoys a drink, and have an exstensive range of fetish clothing for nocturnal shenanigans...

You failed to say that they must enjoy you wearing a Seifuku. Damn you look hot in a skirt

Spoiler

Also...Aerodynamic hair FTW!!!

Dont tell everyone about my seifuku collection!!! ... people will think I'm a pervert ........

And lol @ 'above national age of consent' ... so Im guessing 16 and upwards then ya?

[turbos86]

@turbos>> so You want again my secret Sayumi attack?

Sure, just don't throw Koharu at me again

Here's mine:

Hi, My name is fanboy1998, I'm in my mid-twenties to late thirties, have a steady mon-fri 9-5 dead end office job, lives 5 minute from the train station in my wonderful 30 square foot apartment suite. My hobbies includes collecting pictures of underage and barely legal age girls, dancing to horrible bubble gum music, recording and uploading low rating sunday morning TV shows onto the Internet, and attending concerts and events with all my buddies I met outside the stores that sells the pictures I collect.

I'm looking for a nice girl between the age of 9 to 35, must be a high school drop out if over the age of 18. Must be cute and/or sexy. Someone who enjoys singing, dancing, and acting too old or too young for her age. Doesn't mind having a tight schedule and no time/privacy to herself. Must enjoy wearing safety panties and clear strap bras.

If you fit the criteria, please mail me at [email protected]

[Shirow]

^ Hahahahah very good.

'a nice girl between the age of 9 to 35'

Classic.

[faraithi sayounara~*waves*]

... my wonderful 30 square foot apartment suite.

Are you serious about the floor area of your apartment suite? or do you mean 300 or more?

[sanrio]

@turbos
"5 mins away from train station" sweet!
and love your e-mail address

nice one!

[turbos86]

... my wonderful 30 square foot apartment suite.

Are you serious about the floor area of your apartment suite? or do you mean 300 or more?

Can't afford real estate, I feel very lucky I found a place so close to the train station, yes, 30 not 300. Just enough for my fold out bed sheets and my life size Haruhi pillow.

And don't worry, I'm from the Internet.

[Ol' Dirty Pepto]

Alright, I am 26, male, 6'1, pretty healthy, moderate drinker, love Lemon Meringue Pie, currently in a relationship of 1 year. Me and my girlfriend are willing to think about doing couples things (Ranging from going camping to duck hunting). We don't know our limits yet.

I like short walks on the beach, long swims in the ocean, comic books. The Rock, Chow Yun Fat and Michelle Yeoh.
I live alone, but the gf is over a lot.
Turn On: Cookies, Pie, My girlfriend
Turn Offs: Burnt Cookies, No Pie and most of the gf's friends

Hobbies: I like to practice Shaolin Shadowboxing and the Wu-Tang Sword Style. If you want, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style.

I do as well. Me and EM take classes together, its pretty fun. My Wu-Tang Style is slightly different from his because I am more traditional to it, while he is more modern.

Anyone interested?

[faraithi sayounara~*waves*]

Can't afford real estate, I feel very lucky I found a place so close to the train station, yes, 30 not 300. Just enough for my fold out bed sheets and my life size Haruhi pillow.

Ah, I think I get what you mean, i.e. the floor area of your own room; am I right?

but surely, the floor area of the entire apartment suite, of which your room is a part, must be at least a few hundred square feet, if not a thousand or more?

[sanrio]

^
ppl like him isnt about how big is house is, but how big his network is, the intarnetwork that is
he lives in H!O and 2ch and otasuke.new-akiba.com/

[Ol' Dirty Pepto]

Can't afford real estate, I feel very lucky I found a place so close to the train station, yes, 30 not 300. Just enough for my fold out bed sheets and my life size Haruhi pillow.

Sounds like that's all you really need. The laptop can go the pillow. Me and the special lady wanted to go somewhere exotic like that, can we go sometime?

[turbos86]

^ Sure, give me a call before you come, so I'll move all my maid uniforms out of the way.

@faraithi, here's a picture of my friend's place, it's bigger than mine, but I hope you get the idea


@sanrio, who are you! why do you know my secret! are you sent by the government?! No, I wasn't trying to run them over, my gas pedal was stuck! I got out of my van to look for help, but they all ran away from me, I didn't want to stab them, it was the only way to slow them down, HONEST!

[Ol' Dirty Pepto]

^ Sure, give me a call before you come, so I'll move all my maid uniforms out of the way.

Do you happen to have a uniform that will fit her? The lady has been looking for one

[toxic025]

@turbo
damn thats so pathetic and believable . safety panties FTW!

[Maury Tuhis]

mmm... safety panties. HAWT!