So I am moving back to the homeland (Australia) in 3 weeks, and I am really looking forward to it. I was thinking today that there will be things I will miss and things I will be glad to see the back of as I move back to Melbourne.
Things I will Miss:
1. The endless access to comedy.
2. Being right next to Europe.
3. ALL the music acts tour here.
4. The history is amazing and very interesting.
5. Visiting castles.
6. London's incredible culture and heaps of things to do.
7. Cheap books and CD's/DVDs
8. Conventions for every type of interest.
Things I will Not Miss:
1. Coffee that tastes like dirt.
2. EXTREMELY poor choices when it comes to eating out. (Curry or roast? Curry or roast? ERGHH!)
3. English people asking me 'Where are you from originally?' ARGH NOT AGAIN.
4. Overcast. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
5. Can't feel my toes, haven't been able to feel them for months.
6. THE BUS. THAT IS ALL.
7. STUPID people asking me idiotic questions like 'Sushi? Isn't that raw fish?' IS THIS 1990? GET WITH THE TIMES!
8. Being sick all the time because I don't get enough sun.
9. East London. YUCK.
10. Education? Only if you're rich!
11. The English thinking they have good food. Hilarious. England, your food is probably the worst in the Western world. Don't even dare compare yourself to Germany or Australia (like David Mitchell did, idiot, he's probably just suffering from 'I'm an English git' syndrome) - because they both kick your ass in the food department.
This country, great to visit, not super good to live.
Things I will Miss:
1. The endless access to comedy.
2. Being right next to Europe.
3. ALL the music acts tour here.
4. The history is amazing and very interesting.
5. Visiting castles.
6. London's incredible culture and heaps of things to do.
7. Cheap books and CD's/DVDs
8. Conventions for every type of interest.
Things I will Not Miss:
1. Coffee that tastes like dirt.
2. EXTREMELY poor choices when it comes to eating out. (Curry or roast? Curry or roast? ERGHH!)
3. English people asking me 'Where are you from originally?' ARGH NOT AGAIN.
4. Overcast. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
5. Can't feel my toes, haven't been able to feel them for months.
6. THE BUS. THAT IS ALL.
7. STUPID people asking me idiotic questions like 'Sushi? Isn't that raw fish?' IS THIS 1990? GET WITH THE TIMES!
8. Being sick all the time because I don't get enough sun.
9. East London. YUCK.
10. Education? Only if you're rich!
11. The English thinking they have good food. Hilarious. England, your food is probably the worst in the Western world. Don't even dare compare yourself to Germany or Australia (like David Mitchell did, idiot, he's probably just suffering from 'I'm an English git' syndrome) - because they both kick your ass in the food department.
This country, great to visit, not super good to live.