i have traveled the twilight zone and seen the future [or maybe it was the pizza with mayonaise] and ten years from now, the following members of our favorite group will be doing this:

fugimoto miki - cut throat tv producer

yosizawa hitomi - construction contractor and head of the japanese labor party

tanaka reina - head of the yakuza

michisige sayumi - a hands model for tv commercials

ida kaori - japanese ambassador to france

goto maki - critically successful movie actress

ishakawa rika - game show hostess

asami konno - scientist

...or at least that's what i saw, after a very weird supper and a night's sleep.

what do you see members of our group doing?

p.s. don't ever mix peanut butter and tomatoes.

Why? Is there exploding, McGyver-style involved?

Reina Tanaka as the head of the yakuza, is something that I can imagine actually. She?Ls got the attitude... (Did she have "the tattoo"?)

How did you travel to the Twilight ZONE btw? And did you see if a "certain disbanded band" got together again??

and what exactly happened to Tsuji Nozomi and Ai Kago?
What about Yuko Nakazaka?
And what about Ogawa?

tsuji/kago become the world's most renowned lesbian group when they conquer various regions in japan. this starts trouble on reina's yakuza territory and thus a gang war ensues.

makoto confesses her love for yossui to which yossui replies "I'M A GIRL!! JEEZ!!"

yuko finally marries at the tender age of 85. YATTA NE~~

kei becomes a great radio personality.

mari is presumed missing for three days until someone finds her in a gym locker.

10 years from now, Tsunku will still be managing H!P, and he'll keep the precious Takahashi in MoMusu, STILL making her hog lines in all the singles. while the rest of 5th gen become bums

W yuri? do tell more.
how old will Yuko's hubby be? 23?
are you sure yossi and ogawa didn't get married? then again ogawa is always flirting with yuko.

i think you just ruined jarkza's image of W
...poor jarkza

And kurokaze if you were trying to ruin my image of W as well you failed.
You see that's impossible because I love W no matter what they do.
My fandom pwns all.
perhaps you shouldn't tell that yuri story....people here seem to be offended by that sort of thing.
*cifnaf iruy W a etirw ot seog*

So now TroubleU is the target of those recurrent weird fantasies, what would be next? Tsunku being really a woman and hitting on every legal girl in H!P?

um..no tsunku is obviously yaoi

when it's betwen ladies, it's all legal. and beautiful.

Um, nope, that topic has been discussed here before and even one signature had to be edited.

reina being the head of the Yakuza.......

ehh... right...

my opinion is that the mods should do some cleaning... but that's just me.
I myself really hoped that this would've stayed as a clean topic

well, anyway... 10 years later H!P will still make quality music and all the current members are still in (of course there are new ones too), and also that H!P has made their first appearance in Europe (and USA too (but Europe first))

RUN! JARKZA IS COMING!
argh...too late...
*gets beat over the head with a bamboo stick*
seriously though jarkza you should hear how jrock fangirls go on about their jrock boy's yaoi-ness. I don't personally want to hear about it. But it doesn't disgust me or anything.

That doesn't mean it cool or that jarkza (or me or anyone else) should be the same. I'll leave this in the hands of the "forum police" and won't comment about it anymore (at least in this thread)

But staying on topic, I would like that before ten years time Yuuko finally marries into happiness.

actually this topic makes for interesting dicussion as realistically HP (or even any jpop group for that matter) cannot last forever, rosters change, people move on with their lives etc..

a reminder that if any of you are interested in discussing same-sex issues/pairings, please discuss it elsewhere, not on this forum. We have people of all ages, of different countries, each having different set of values. Thus what is deemed "normal" or "legal" in one to a person might not hold true for another .

Zero System tells me theres no future
Dont blame me. its Zero System fault.Its Treize who made it

Kusumi Koharu's gang from the other side of town, might just whip Reina's gang silly...
Seriously, Have you checked out the new ace Kusumi? She?Ls really the attitude MM needs to stay in the game, I think.
And to prevent "events" from happening in the future... Something 'bout rifts in the space-time continuum....They're dangerous, you know...

I am kind of wondering who will make it ten years without becoming pregnant...

Seriously, the demands of always being a squeaky clean idol must get old... so it's only a matter of time before one of them implodes and goes wild... My guess is one of the younger members.

get paid to not have sex. wish i got that deal. :/
i doubt romance and love is that big of a deal.
you can only sing so many ballads and dance so many dances before you realize love is simply commercialism. i think yuko is a perfect example of a strong independent woman not needing to define herself as someone's future wife.

I don't deny she's a very independent and strong woman (God, I wish I find someone like that) but I also feel her reactions when introduced a "prospect" are too natural to faked, but maybe it's just me.

That thing about romance, it really depends on your cultral and social environment, but it's true that almost everywhere "love" (among many other things) is used to boost sales.

it's nakajelinu's magic spell that makes her young forever
Yuko wa kono yo de ichiban bijin.

thanx for your post, yggg. i did mean it half way serious...


heh, heh. actually i didn't, santa san, but i'm thinking:

they disbanded because they graduated high school and that's cool, they want to start new careers and that's cool too.

but they have too much musical talent to just drop it. they are individually going to get antsy, and who knows, an even more entertaining zone in the future?


that's cruel.

but funny.

three stooges kind of funny.

Yaguchi will proclaim her undieing love for Okamura-sensei and they will secretly elope in a private ceremony.

10 years later all MM members eventually get married or become corporate woman accept for Berryz,H!P Kids,Kusume koharu,Eri Kamei,Sayumi & Reina.Oh,I can see Yossi live with me joke.

I just HAD to check out the future myself, so with the help of dr. Frinks time-travelling thingamajig, I managed to get myself into an (alternate) future. And this is what I saw:

*After the big scandal, when it was revealed that Tsunku was the father of Gackt, he retires from from music production and concentrates on stage production instead. He becomes the worlds richest man in 2020 with his invention ?gHolo-Vision?h, a technique that makes it possible to broadcast a holographic version of a live concert anywhere in the world.

*Due to terrible record sales, Morning Musume is a thing of the past in 2007. As expected, and with their new boss, Berryz Koubou is the no.1 million seller for H!P in the following years.

*Iida Kaori & Ayaka moves to USA and starts a very popular cooking show called ?gJapanese Cooking Today?h. Mika Todd having absolutely no cooking skills whatsoever, becomes their manager and the three of them gets crazy rich.

*Ai Kago & Tsuji Nozomi & their long-time dates from W-inds, Ryohei (Ai) and Ryuichi (Tsuji) forms a rap-group that becomes super popular in Scandinavia. Their debut single ?gHey You?h sells 15 million copies the first week. Naturally, they get crazy rich too.

*Aya Matsuura makes headlines all over the world when she becomes the first japanese woman ever to win the miss universe title.

*Rika Ishikawa, failing to qualify for the contest starts her own model agency.

*Yui Okada and Erika Miyoshi continues their careers as dance choreographers.

*Mari Yaguchi, now happily married and mother of two kids is making a blazing career as a news reporter for CNN.

*Ogawa Makoto and Hitomi Yoshizawa mysteriously disappears while mountainclimbing in Mount Everest. Never to be seen again.

*Miki Fujimoto wins $100 000 000 on lottery, buys a record studio and spends the rest of her days composing Enka music.

*Reina Tanaka becomes the first female president/prime minister of Japan. Among lots of things, she reinstalls the death sentence to fight crime, bans milk in schools and makes Dance Dance Revolution mandatory in gym classes.

THAT IS A TERRIBLE AF! Specifically for the Tsunku/Gackt thing(insert scene from Star Wars:ESB where Darth Vader has just revealed he's Luke's father) and Hitomi being missing.

Darn that Aya for cheating and making Rika fail! DARN HER!

Reina Tanaka would make me very interested in Japanese politics. I approve of her reinstalling the death pentalty. I don't support her banning milk in schools. Why would she do that?

I wish ~ marrying kazunari ninomiya

Tsunku must have also invented time travel as Gackt is supposed to be 400+ yrs old and Tsunku is in his mid 30's

copy that, santa san, ayaya all the way in that career!

i'm just scared now.

Well, the future wasn't pretty. Except for Aya-hime then...

Wow! I totally see that happening. Take me with you the next time you go to the future.

incidentally, they seem to be looking into the member's past lives in the next episode of HM

heh heh...Gackt..... but with H!P, he practially IS already the richest man in the world... aside from Bill Gates.


with this, Rika finally realizes that frequently talking about herself takes away from the "world peace" answer that is required for qualification.


although i'd miss them, I know it's all for the better.....


~ Eri and Nacchi will be somewhere in the distance, working with children on some educational TV series.

~Hitomi Saito and Mai Satoda will leave H!P and begin their own rapping group. They occasionally call upon W and its band to team up

~Masae Otani quits Melon Kinenbi and begins her own line of hair care products-- something new, that helps to keep from ruining your hair from dying it so much (i love her hair, btw )

HEYY?? wut bout BK??

LOL JK!!

well, you can tell us about BK

Gocchin will be the owner of a giant restaurant chain.


And Yuuki Goto will be Head Chef.



Aibon will become the Number One Heavyweight Wrestler in the world. Yagucchan will be her manager, and a shoe designer for little kids.

BK becomes the largest fast food franchise after Birdie was Friday'd frenching Ronald McDonald and Ronald had to resign because as the leader of McD's it was the responsible thing to do. Hamburgler was found to be actually vegan and stealing burgers to give them proper burial. Grimace went "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" after finding out that Barney was his son

LMAO

Of course, that's not what I was writing about but you story was very funny.

I know, but I don't know enough about the Berryz member names and personality to see into their "future", so I saw into the BK that I knew more about and saw it's future

And you made me want a burguer in the process

I see in Konkon's future... she realizes she's wasting her brains and tries to get a deal with Tsunku to attend college... but I can't see the negotiations result

are you thinking of

BURGER KING?

hahaha

Hmm, vegans were hamburglers? Guess they do eat meat after all, then...

Actually, I was saying that Hamburglers were stealing burgers as a form of protest so that they won't contribute to the "flesh-trade" Instead of eating them, they give them elaborate burial ceremonies and tear-jerking eulogies vowing revenge against the cow murderers

kago is a cigar store owner and tsuji owns the worlds most famous cake and sweets store. :w00t!:

Konkon is finally sharing how she can eat loafs upon loafs of bread, while still having a 8pack with cut ass arms.

Mari is married.

Niigaki runs a day care called "GakiS!" (GAki means brat).

Takahashi still has her accent... still singing... still trying to be the next Utada.

Iida will be a teacher teaching various languages.

Ayaka will be a Utada copy cat (although shes hotter) (oh and I dont mean the copy cat in a bad way.Just saying that she will be famous the way Utada did... sing Japanese and English in the same song ^0^)

Ogawa enters a eating contest with Konkon and Aibon... who wins? I don tknow.

Miki goes from cute to Im-gonna-kill- cahnges. in 10 years, shes at the Assasan (spelling?) leauge.

Yossui is chased by girls because she went back to her tomboyish age.

SAyu... (doesnt say anything so shes not flamed)

Eri is now #1 comdian

Nacchi is a mama who enjoys playing plasystation

Yuko is a businesswoman, who has great sales because she scares everyone into buying everything.

Reina will be a party entertainor who dressses up as a panda, cat, and bunny ^w^

Koharou is still at her singing age.

Rika will be winner of Cutest Japanese star during her prime.

Tsuji will ironicaly be a health and body doctor.

Maki will still be stalked and on shows, shes still getting groped and hugged =D

Kei plays an Oba-chan in the years biggest plays.

-sLaVe4MM

aibon will be in the streets bumming the occasional cigarette and blackmailing tsuji, who's still performing solo, with pictures of their dark past. she'll sometimes get mikitty and yuu-chan to join her for a relaxing smoke.

ai-chan will be in singapore married with a happy family to a person who chats about her past known as mongbat. However she doesn't know the fact that...

reina will be in singapore as well, living the life of a kept woman getting occasional visits from mongbat.

Ai Chan - Dancer Teacher at Tokyo University (Todai)...
Sayumi - Miss World 2007...
Risa - Open Book Store for children ...
Miki - President of Women Society in Japan ...
Eririn - act in comedy flim ... director by peter jackson...

that for now that i can imagine of few MM member in future... rest of them i can't see'it by now ...