I'd cry... I couldn't do much else, right?
But anyway, the first thing I'd do is go out!
I'd try to meow loudly.
And then go to Sazae-san's house.
Eh? Not gonna happen! But let's try to answer this...
Nope, not gonna happen.
I'd go "Saa" [make a hissing sound].
That would shock me. (ﾟ□ﾟ；)
I'd be at a loss （－ －;） But I'd like being a cat ☆☆
Enjoying a free and whimsical life
wouldn't be so bad （UvU）
Original Japanese text is here.