Mini_Nono

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jasper: for april fools day, let's change bella into a vampire and tell edward that she is still human

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Edward*yelling*-who put hair dye in my shampoo?

*rest of the cullens laughing*

edward - this is not funny look what u have done! i will look like this forever.... uhhh!

bella*trying to cheer him up*- its ok we can die it back

edward *depressed*- no it will look too fake...i am now ugly... i see no reason in living if i cant be beautiful.

emmett- dont be rediculus...your acting like a girl...

edward *yelling as he runs out the door*- i am intitled to mood swings too, emmett, we didnt make fun of u when u accidentaly ate your bunny rabbit! *sobbs*

emmett- wahhhh, i asked you never to bring that up again, *sniffs*....wahhh Mr. snuffles! i didnt mean too! *runs away too*

esme-i didnt mean to start all this i just thought edwards hair would look funny purple!

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Edward and Bella are in Science disecting frogs and Edward shoves the frog in his mouth.
Bella: Edward... no, frogs are our friends... that we're going to cut up. We do not eat them!
Edward *with a mouth full of frog*: but I'm hungwy

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scene: edward is getting bullied by a kid and jasper tries to help him

Edward: Jasper, make me feel better
Jasper: umm...why
Edward: because this punk was making fun of me
Jasper: a punk? you mean a kid? haha, what did he say?
Edward: he started calling me a powdered doughnut, because i'm so pale
Jasper: *laughs* powdered doughnut *laughs more*
Edward: it's not funny and you're not helping
Jasper: okay i'll go talk to the... *snickers*... kid

next day
*Jasper and Edward go to the playground*

Bully: hey chalky, whose your girlfriend?
Edward: haha he called you a girl
Jasper: umm...i'm not a girl
Bully: are you sure, because only girls have blonde locks of hair
Jasper: are you making fun of my hair
Bully: no...i'm saying your hair makes you look more like a girl
Jasper: i do not
Bully: yeah right, did you know you have really long lashes
Jasper: I DO NOT!
Bully: you need to lighten up on the make-up, you're almost as pale as chalky
Jasper: i don't wear make-up
Edward: yeah you do...remember...when alice gave you a make-
Jasper: Shhh!
Bully: so where's your purse at pretty boy *coughs* i mean girl
Jasper: come on Edward, lets go

the day after
*Edward has an orange spray-on-tan*
*Jasper has a broken nose from alice when he tried to take her shoes*
back at playground:

Bully[to Edward]: Mr. Wonka called. he said he needs his chocolate stirred.
Jasper: haha...he called you an Oompa Loompa *laughs*
Edward: i've seen the flim
Bully[to Jasper]: whoa what happened to you
Jasper: you like it...makes me look tough?
Bully: haha no it looks like you just got in a cat fight over a pair of shoes
Edward: that's exactlly what he did!
Jasper: shut up!
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*Emmett, Edward, and Jasper drooling over a girl at the mall*

Emmett:Look at those legs.....


Jasper: And her hair....
;D

Edward: And her smell....
^.^

*The girl turns around and ends up being a guy in a skirt*

Emmett: 0.0

Jasper: >.<

Edward: ._.


*one week later*

*Esme knocks on the door*
Esme: Boys.....It's been a week......It's time to come out.

*Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are sitting in the dark in a small room*

Edward: No.......I still don't feel clean....
;.;

Jasper: I feel dirty....
-.-

Emmett: I donno...I still think that she was hot.
:]]]

Edward and Jasper: >.>