sailormari

Hi guys i been here at this site very long time met a lot super cool people over the years

 

 

but i haven't been posting for past 2 years and heres why i been taking care of my mom

 

my mom has brain cancer and it seems her battle is almost over and she losing dr's told me there no more we can do it her time

 

 

this is worst news i gotten ever my mom is only family i have i never got to know my aunts in other states

 

my mom already lost 2 of her sisters she only has 2 still living i been trying find a way to help get money to fly them down here so she can see them one last time

 

i made a go fund me page i was hoping if anyone here could help even if it 1 dollar

 

gofund.me/2pa9g7g

 

i also need prays all the prays i can get if u dont mind

 

also feel free to share this on your fb or twitter i need all the help i can get thanks you very much for reading this

this year i didnt get much

a gift card
new shoes
dinner
box candy

and 500 dollars

well i was thinking doing my own fan fics so here it is

to start off with a old story i wrote

I use some old members in the story it went over well 2 years ago hope you newer members like it


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It's a Wonderful Life Jpop version

Its Christmas eve the shops are full with last minute gift buying. The snow falling does softy and the whole gang of H!P get ready for their anullay christmas party. Tsunku gets so sad this time year but this year even worst. Tsunku take alot from fans over his latest H!P move to make all the elders leave Tsunku knew this move was best for the girls but the fans didnt see it. Tsunku depress goes out for a walk into the cold night and up in Heaven in the Angles headquatars in the Jpop division also know as H!O two top angels discussed an importance matter

Haku: Hello, Himalia, got our orders from the goddess?
Himalia: Looks like we'll have to send someone down to a man named Tsunku ,he needs our help
Haku: Tsunku?. Yes, tonight's he going to....Yes you're right, we'll have to help. But who can we send?
Himalia: That's why I came to see you, sir. I am thinking we send Sanrio down he one Tsunku few fans
Haku: Oh –– Sanrio. He dont have his wings yet does he.
Himalia: Because, you know, sir, he's spams alot. some people here call him spamrio
Haku: (laughing) Yes, but he's got faith in Tsunku, send for Spamrio...I mean Sanrio.

Sanrio walks into the office of Haku

Sanrio: You sent for me, sir?
Haku: Yes, Spamrio ...(Haku coughs).I mean Sanrio. A man down on earth needs our help.
Sanrio: Yes sir you can count on me. Is he sick?
Haku: No, worse. He's discouraged. At exactly 10:45 tonight, Earth time, that
man will be thinking seriously of throwing away God greatest gift.
Sanrio: Oh, No! His Eri Kamei maple photo book?
Haku: Ummm no, his life you fool! By the way you know Tsunku.
Sanrio: Sir . . .he the man behind Hello Project If I should accomplish this mission will I get my
wings?
Haku: Sanrio, you do a good job with Tsunku, and you'll get your wings. And the goddess give you her new photo book too
Sanrio: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.
Himalia: You must help him
Sanrio: Well, naturally. Of course. I save Tsunku
Himalia : Well good then, keep your eyes open and help him
Sanrio: Yes Sir
Himalia: We are counting on you. By the way the goddess will watch to see if you do a good job
Sanrio(blushes) Ok i do good for the goddess

Sanrio leave to do his mission on earth

Tsunku has stopped by the railing on bridge on the way back. The snow is now falling
hard.

Tsunku: The Holidays are so stressfull I didnt want to let all the elders go but they need to final be on their own make their own path.The fans never get or understand me they always blame me when MM doesnt do good. Maybe i should final end this life. The world be better off with out me. The girls would been better off if they never met me.

Tsunku gets ready to jump into the icey river below

Sanrio: I wont do that if i was you
Tsunku: Whats (he turns aorund to see who was talking to him, he was sure he was alone on the bridge)
Tsunku: let me guess its against the law right?
Sanrio: Yeah, it's against the law where I come from (sanrio said with a smile pointing up)
tsunku: Yea right! Who are you?
Sanrio : Sanrio, W-A-2.
Tsunku: W-A-2.?
Sanrio: Wota Angel, Senpai Class.
Tsunku: Wwwwhy you here?
Sanrio: I'm your guardian angel. I am here to save you by the way is it ok if i get your autograph

A loud thunder rips through the sky

Sanrio: ummmm never mind (as sanrio looks up) well i couldnt resists sorry.
Tsunku: I must be losing my mind
Sanrio: Yes if you think about killing yourself because fans are upset with you
Tsunku (bewildered): Yeah . . . just things like that. Hey dont angles have wings?
Sanrio: I haven't won my wings yet. That's why I'm an only Senpai Class.
Tsunku: (humoring him): Sure, How you get wings then?
Sanrio: By letting me help you.
Tsunk: How can you help me??
Sanrio: You ever think to yourself what would happen if you werent ever been borned?
Tsunku : The world would be better off I would assume
Sanrio: No No you cant think that way. I know i show you what would happen if you were never been born
Tsunku (dejectedly): Oh, I don't know about this. You sure your right in the head ?? Ok i walk you fly
Sanrio: (angry) I can't fly. I haven't got any wings.
Tsunku: wants some red bull?
Sanrio: Noooo

They walk up to the headquaters for Hello Project. But when they get there no building and only emply lot can be seen as the wind howls

Sanrio: What's the matter?

Tsunku (puzzled): Well, this is where my office is what...? where is it?
Sanrio: you have no office remember you never been born there for you never started Hello Project and there for you never built it
Tsunku: So its true you made it like i was never been born
Sanrio: Yes
Tsunku: Ok show me what would world be like with out me.What happen to the girls
Sanrio: you will see
Tsunku: (looking around) Hey wait a second this are use to be and good place with lots booming shops and lots tourist
Sanrio: Remember it was you that did that buy starting H!P and putting your office here. People all around the world came here to see if they see the girls. The shops made lots money off the fans. But because you werent born none that happen

As they walk away a newspaper flys by and Tsunku picks it up. It reads JAPAN IN RUINS, USA TO VOTE ON BAIL OUT PLAN FOR JAPAN

Tsunku: What the hell
Sanrio: Japan now stock market has crash and now Japan has to borrow money for other nations just to stay a float
Tsunku: Why
Sanrio: Because of you you started the idol market which help to make lots money for alot people. Plus it help gave people hope seeing the girls making people work harder
Tsunku: I did all that
Sanrio: Yes remember the song your wrote "Love Machine" in it the lines "No matter how bad the recession is, love is inflation It’s indecent be treated this well My future is bright, I hope to find a job The world envies Japan’s future Let’s fall in love Dance! Dancin’ all of the night"
Sanrio: That show people to work hard and help bring end to Japans last recession but with out the song the recession never ended. People got depressed and things got even worst see Morning Musume was more then just idols they were Hero's helped giving pride to all Japanese everywhere
Tsunku: (shocked) I did all that

As they walk on a phone rings

Sanrio: Oh cool. Somebody's just made it.
Tsunku: Made what?
Sanrio: Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.

Just then a pair girls run out its Nono and Aibon. Only they look ragged and dirty cloths

Sanrio: dont worry they cant see or hear us
Tsunku: well they still friends i see I didnt matter to them
Sanrio: Oh yea I disagree with you there

Aibon then start to break into a nearby car as Nono looks out for the police

Aibon: I got it running (as she hot wires the car)
Nono: Ok lets blow this place i know a place where we can score some dust
Aibon: Lets do it

The pair get into car and speed off

Tsunku :What happen. They gangbang now
Sanrio: Nono dad killed himself due to not finding a job and Aibon mom now a porn star with no time for Aibon
Sanrio: The two meet on the streets and like so many youth spend their time breaking laws because nothing better to do.
Tsunku: thats sad expect for Aibon mom she was doing porn when i was around too
Sanrio: True but on photos only and not until Aibon final left H!P
Tsunku She didnt leave we fired her
Sanrio: (with angry voice ) I said she left ok play along
Tsunku: Ok Ok
Sanrio: beside they both repected you very much with you as their teacher they be came good girls
Tsunku: Me making them good I....
Sanrio: with out you Aibon would smoke others things besides cig. if you kniow what i mean. Come on theres more

Sanrio snaps his fingers and now they stand inside a bar

Tsunku (exasperated): What the . . . hey, what's going on around here? Why,bring me to this place.

Tsunku shocked they standing inside a nude club

Tsunku: Why we here.
Sanrio: You will see wait.

Just then the DJ goes out

Tuhis: Ok you prevs here what you been waiting for (the crowd cheers) Here she is the girl with the most Aya
Tsunku: The Hell! Whats going on
Sanrio: Without you finding her and making her idol she had no path so she ended up as a stirpper
Tsunku: God not her she was so sweet

Just then a girl in front row stands up and gives Aya a 20 for a lap dance

Tsunku: Who is that
Sanrio: Oh thats Miki
Tsunku: Oh my because I wasnt born she ended up here too
Sanrio: No she just likes to grope the girls here. She never came here because she was so famous
Tsunku: What you mean?
Sanrio: Because you made Miki so famous she unable to come out her house she was only able to grope girls in H!P
But because you werent born she now able to grope any girl she wants. See with out you girls everywhere fear the serial gropper
Tsunku: Dear God i never knew
Sanrio: You never knew you help protect females everywhere. Now there no controling her
Tsunku: Who else have i affected....Yuko wheres Yuko
Sanrio: You're not going to like it.
Tsunku (shouting): Where is she?
Sanrio: She's an old maid. She never married.
Tsunku: Oh well nothing change there(both start to laugh)
Tsunku: Kei?
Sanrio:........
Tsunku: Tell me damn you. Where's Kei? Where is she?
Sanrio: She's . . .
Tsunku: Where is she?
Sanrio: She's just about to get married to Takaaki Ishibashi

Tsunku is completely befuddled.

Tsunku (shaking his head): Now wait a minute, here. Wait a minute here. He always making fun of her on Utaban. Why would he married her?
Sanrio: He actully like her but when she was famous he made fun of her never able tell her he loved her
Tsunku: So how that showing me how things be better
Sanrio: With out Kei Utaban was never a good show and never help make people laugh it was cancelled after a few shows
and besides Kei loved being a Idol and she never mind him making fun of her Now she just another girl wondering what be like to follow her dreams
Tsunku: Well any the other girls i affected
Sanrio: well i diont have time to show you them all. Only have one night here
Tsunku: Ok what about Maki
Sanrio: Ok i show you(Sanrio snaps his fingers)

They stand in front of a school where a bunch kid making fun of a poor girl in glasses

Tsunku: Whats going on here? Who that nerdly looking girl
Sanrio: Thats Maki
Tsunku:? What what happen
Sanrio : Because you help Maki gain self condinece she was able to take those glasses off and be and act more sexy
Tsunku: With out me she just stayed a geek thats horrible. Ok what about Aichan
Sanrio: Rehab
Tsunku: Risa?
Sanrio: Psy-ward at the downtown hospiltal
Tsunku: Sayumi?
Sanrio: Porn star
Tsunku: Renia?
Sanrio: doing 7-10 in prison .Dont ask.
Tsunku: Yossie?
Sanrio: Bad horror B movies she plays the japanese Verison of Freddy
Tsunku: Kaori?
Sanrio: Force to married a man she didnt love
Tsunku : Nacchi? and her sister
Sanrio: ( pulls out a xxx rated dvd) Here their newest hit
Tsunku: Oh god why all these girls they were so sweet why they turn out like this
Sanrio: You just dont get it with out you they had nothing. You took them where no one else would you help them be more condence and you taugh them moral with something alot producers dont do
Tsunku: But.....I umm
Sanrio: Listen you may been hard on the girls but in the end they turn out be great people.. They turn out to be the best idols they could be Poeple look up to them. You now think world be better off with out you
Tsunku(bewildered) I did all this?
Sanrio: also with out those girls making people happy drugs,and war rage all over the world face it Tsunku fans may not like you but you change the world for the better
Tsunku: What about Eri
Sanrio: Oh nothing change there she still the goddess
Tsunku: Huh?
Sanrio: Um nothing . Come on there more i like show you
Tsunku: More???!! Its gets worst or better?
Sanrio: You'll see

The snow is still falling as they walk up to a circus

Tsunku: A circus why we here?
Sanrio: With out you a few the girls end up doing this for a living
Tsunku: Wha...?

Just then Mari walks by

Tsunku: Mari
Sanrio: She works here as a circus midget
Tsunku: Isnt she too tall to be a midget? (They both start to laugh)
Tsunku: Ok joking aside Who else is here
Sanrio: Rika and Asuka
Tsunku: Why is Asuka here she hated being Idol she quit to go back to a quite life
Sanrio: She may quit but her time in MM help her dads club grow. With out MM it went out of bussiness and her dads health took a bad turn she works here to make ends meet
Tsunku: Is it that bad?
Sanrio: Yes because tonight She doing her magic tricks and Rika her assist
Tsunku: Whats so bad about that
Sanrio: because she sucks at magic and can never get it right and tonight she doing saw a girl in half trick
Tsunku: Come on your kidding right

Then a loud scream comes from the tent then other screams follow

Sanrio: ooops we are too late Rika be in heaven soon and Asuka will never get over the guilt and even up killing her self
Tsunku: This cant be Rika dead
Sanrio: Well some the other girls meet that fate too you know
Tsunku: Who else

The two walk into the cemetery. and then stop at a tombstone tsunku bush the snow off to read the name

Tsunku (screaming): Koharu Kusumi!
Sanrio: She never though much about herself she spend her last days sad and depressed. With out you filling her head about being Miracle-chan She never knew she could be so special
Tsunku: Oh God i dont want this I dont
Sanrio: Sorry Tsunku You ask for this i have to show you
Tsunku: I cant take any more
Sanrio: Come Tsunku theres more
Tsunku: It cant be like this
Sanrio: You finaling seeing the world needs you Tsunku. The girls need you. The Fans need you. You may think they hate you but deep down fans resepct what you have done you help change the world for the best. You made millions fans happy seeing there fav idols singing and dancing
Tsunku:(crying) I never knew i end up being so import to these girls---my girls I cant let this happen
Sanrio: Wait until you see what happens to the eggs. Ever hear of battle royale?
Tsunku: No I cant have this

Tsunku runs off Sanrio follows behind Tsunku ends up back where the sotry picked up the same part of the bridge where he was standing before Sanrio showed up. The wind is blowing as it has all through the night. Sanrio walks up behind a crying Tsunku on his knees praying

Tsunku: I want my life back I want my girls to be safe Sanrio, please! Please! I want to live again!
Sanrio: (Stands there looking toward the sky) Well?
Tsunku:(now looking toward the sky) I want to live again. I want to live again. Please, God, let me live again.

Tsunku sobs. Suddenly the wind dies down. A soft, gentle snow begins to
fall. Sanrio no where to be seen. Tsunku still sobbing at the railing. The police car pulls up on the roadway behind him

Officer Toxic: Hey, Sir you ok?
Tsunku: excuse me
Toxic: I ask if you were ok.....hey wait a second your tsunku arent you
Tsunku: what you know me
Toxic: Know you there not a person in Japan who dont know you
Tsunku: Oh thank you thank you (then runs off toward the H!P headquaters)
Officer Ninja-man: Hey what you say to that guy
Toxic: Thats he was Tsunku...I tell you these producer type guys are sure weird
Ninja-man: Tell me about it-Hey race you to the Perfume christmas concert I think we need to pat them down for weapons
Toxic: (with a grin) Yes lets
Ninja-man: Remember i get pat down Nocchi first(they both start to laugh as they head toward Perfume concert)

Tsunku turns and runs through the falling snow up to the H!P headquaters As he runs, he notices that
the street back in its original appearance. He passes some late shoppers on the street:

PEOPLE on street:Hey is that Tsunku the guy who got rid all the elders
Tsunku: Merry Christmas mate!
PEOPLE: What a weirdo

Tsunku then runs into the H!P headquaters

Tsunku (excitedly): Miracle-chan?
Kusumi: Hi boss
Tsunku: You so special you know that
Kusumi: Yes thats what you tell me boss Merry christmas Boss
Tsunku: Girls (as he turns around the whole H!P gang old and new are there putting finish touches on their tree

Tsunku grabs Yuko and Kei

Tsunku: Oh girls I am so sorry Kei would you liek a solo album Yuki how about you
Yuko: (turns to Kei) Is he drunk(as she whispers)
Tsunku: No I am not drunk I just realize how important life is
Maki: Wow just like a christams story
Nacchi: So your not sad any more Tsunku.We were all worried about you. You seem so down
Tsunku: Yes i was depress how the fans feel toward me
Rika: Hell with the fans
Renia (whispering in Sayumi ear) She always saids that

Tsunku then tells the girls his story and what happen to him

Nacchi:wow you sound like you have a weird dream.Why is it all your dreams I in XXX you trying tell mesomething?
Rika: Hey at least you werent cut into half
Renia: And why was i in prison?
Aichan(whispers in Risa ear)No surprise there
Renia:WHAT!?
EGGS together :whats battle royle?
Yossie(laughing) Come here eggs i tell you
Maki: No Yossie thats mean
Yuko: Well at least you learn what the meaning of life is
Eri: Yes everyones life is very special and christmas time is to celebrate that
Nacchi: Yes boss you mean so much to us and you did so much we can never thank you
Tsunku:Yes i now see and now on I even be a better producer I always be there for you girls no matter what you do
Aibon: Really can i have my job back
Tsunku:No

the whole groups starts to laugh

At this moment, little silver bell on the Christmas tree swings to and
fro with a silvery tinkle. Kusum points to the bell.

Kusume: Look, boss. every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Tsunku (smiling): That's right, that's right.

He looks up toward the ceiling and winks.

Eri: Attaboy, Sanrio.Good job. You get my new PB soon
Tsunku: Huh
Eri: Oh nothing
Tsunku: Why was Sanrio calling you the goddess

Eri just winks at him and smiles

The all the girls with Tsunku start to sing christmas songs Then Mari yells out

Mari: What you mean i too short to be a circus midget!?

The whole group starts to laugh

THE END

ever seen a movie poster well you prob seen a tag line on it too

tag lines help sells the movie some are dumb but some help you decide to see that movie

here some my fav tag lines

Alien (1979)
"In space, no one can hear you scream."

Freaks (1932)
"Can a full grown woman truly love a midget?"

It's Alive (1974)
"There's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby: it's alive."

Night of the Creeps (1986)
"The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they're dead."

Army of Darkness (1992)
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."

robo cop
“Part man. Part machine. All cop.”


list some your favs