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[Xeqcme]

@Xeqcme:haha..nice opinion..that's new..never think bout it before..

Really? So I was wrong?
Then I don't get it lol.
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

[HPworshiper13]

^that's good, I should try that lol

WARNING, EXTREMELY CORNY

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[~Kazuma~]

Well I don´t know about you guys but this sound very romantic to me...

Let me be your Pet, so that I may follow you where ever you go.
Let me be your Light, so that you may see.
Let me be your Angel, so that I may Protect you.
Give me your LOVE, so that I may be able to LIVE again.

[REtiRO]

OK! I am not the best flirt/pick up line dude..

Spoiler

I have been rejected countless time =[

But here is 2....
What you are having a conversation with a girl... maybe at night.
Ask her is she is tired.
Girl answers yea: You must be cz you have been running in my head all day long!
Girl answers no: Wow you must have quite a stamina cz you have been running in my head all day long.

Another one is: This morning I saw a flower and I thought it must have been the most beautiful thing till I saw you...

I dont know I tried them and I get... =.= reactions...

[QuickCrusader]

if i in heaven,
i stare at the angels who sexy and give some sheep smile,
if the angel get flirted, i ask her ...
"hey gurl, do you have internet? i want to chat with my girlfriend"

[Orn]

me saying to a girl:
you know kids these days are just!,well you know what I mean coz Love these days is just too transparent to mean Love but my feelings for you are not

on a perverted way:
spend the whole weekend with me so I can show ya how a real spartan makes love to a women (man this is just too corny! )

[Aim_Aim]

*checks tag*
Just like I thought made in heaven.

[°Cal.Mer.Sac]

you look like you have potential.. wanna be my future ex wife?

[FumikoH]

you look like you have potential.. wanna be my future ex wife?

LOL! So much 21st Century! LOL!

[Korey]

Want something to Eat? Because I'm looking at a big piece of eye candy

lol that one sounds so cheesy ><

[Addicted_Azn]

Here's a little pervy one, but..I'm like a rubik's cube, the longer you play with me, the harder I get.

[ChobiMM3]

Here's a little pervy one, but..I'm like a rubik's cube, the longer you play with me, the harder I get.

Lol that's hillarious! The only line I can think of is a girl version of Miroku's pickup line from Inuyasha

[Perazon]

Three step process, really easy.

1) Join the military.
2) Wear your uniform to a public place where members of the opposite sex congregate.
3) Have security standing by to control the crowds.

Nuff said ...

Does this apply to guys that are 5'4" and has body guards bigger than him? I was just asking for...let's say his name is, oh I dunno, Billy Bob. I'm picturing Billy Bob to be pretty small, even his uniform is too big. Would the ladies still flock his way? Just curious...for Billy Bob of course.

Hehe, anyways, here are my lines:

1. Hi, I'm single and I live with my mom.
or
2. Excuse me, where's the bathroom?
or
3. Hey look, I just got this new game and...hey, where you going?

Sorry, I just felt like posting stupid ones since all the cheesy/corny ones were taken

[suaracheerios]

Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

[toxic025]

^ lol. hey cherrio how about this one. is there a candle in your pants? because I want to blow it lol. that sounds wrong

hey girl, if you was a gundam model. You be a Perfect Grade

[sanrio]

"hey, excuse me, can i borrow your phone for a quick call?"

ive used that twice and worked twice so far, but for the fact i really was needing to make calls i didnt have time to insert my contact info into the phones

[toxic025]

lets see I got another one

gundam girl you fine!

[Korey]

the one I use, do you have the time?

although I have had comments back like, "does it look like i'm wearing a watch?"
hehe

[toxic025]

aw thats not nice of them to do. if you asked me what time it was I would say "is your name Hina? because I'm in love"

[Korey]

haha love hina!!!! awwww
thats funny but if the other guy doesnt know what love hina is then it's just embarrassing