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[Xeqcme]

*Eye contact*
Hey, I came over to tell you you had something on your face [pause a sec for reaction to start] but I see it's just beautiful.

Hey you don't me...but I know you. (Lol)

(2 ways this can go)
Guy: I had a dream last night and this beautiful goddess that looked exactly like you told me to come here. It's like fate! [brief pause] And-
Girl: *Flattery and good reaction*

Guy: I had a dream last night and this beautiful goddess that looked exactly like you told me to come here. It's like fate! [brief pause] An-
Girl: *Thanks, but no thanks reaction*
Guy: Annnd. Then the goddess left and left me a present...who's your friend over there?

[°Cal.Mer.Sac]

hey...

[HPworshiper13]

Girl: *Thanks, but no thanks reaction*
Guy: Annnd. Then the goddess left and left me a present...who's your friend over there?

ROFL

@calmersac, I think that's the best one so far lololol

[boku90]

omg! these are funny lol
but i dnt kno any (or the ones i do kno have bin sed already >.<)
if i find one i'll post it lol

[HPworshiper13]

I heard sex is a killer....Wanna die happy?

[Humle]

Not really a line but usually works for me...

Keep looking at the girl when she talks, let her talk, do not move your eyes downwards on her at anytime, keep a kind face, keep eye contact, she will occasionally blush if she finds it nice, and her voice / eyes will eventually show she is more open (getting more enthusiastic, and eyes shine alot more), if you can keep a conversation with her, without staring at her breasts.... well should be given Keep eye contact ;p

Will prove you have self controll as well... but ye not really a line ;p

[HPworshiper13]

Smile if you want to sleep with me!

[sailormari]

i used this one before
these ones i use if girl cute and trying to impress

."You look familiar, come one how do I know you?? ahhh that's right - you were in my dreams"

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

these girl not super cute or i am too drunk to be picking up women

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

[FumikoH]

boy: ugly and pretty...n if u ask me what kind of girl u r,i hope that u r the ugly type..

after that the girl wouldn't reply "why?" she would kick you in the nuts

I agree! I think that is the "deep meaning" for this one: invitation to pain! LOL!

[Azagrath]

"Wanna come over to my place for some pizza and some sex?"

Girl freaks out...

"What, you don't like pizza?"

[penagih_dadih]

boy: ugly and pretty...n if u ask me what kind of girl u r,i hope that u r the ugly type..

after that the girl wouldn't reply "why?" she would kick you in the nuts

I agree! I think that is the "deep meaning" for this one: invitation to pain! LOL!

haha..yea rite..depends on ur own opinion..keep guessing what will happen if u had the conversation..n i'm sure u r one of the person that

wont asking this kind of question to ur girl because u r too afraid on losing her..

i posted it because i already done it ..n,if u keep attacking others..hurm..

n i'm sure there's still nobody that can get the real meaning of the conversation if u guys just read n give a spontan comment..my my my..

[DarkwinteR]

I was walking to school in the morning, I saw this flower and thought that it was the most beautiful thing in the world... till I saw you...

[HPworshiper13]

^

[Xeqcme]

haha..try this..this mine

boy: u know what?there r only two words to describe a girl

girl: really?what words?

boy: ugly and pretty...n if u ask me what kind of girl u r,i hope that u r the ugly type..

girl: y??!!!

boy: because that way..nobody will steal u from me

I'll try to explain it in what I think you mean ...just because you think no one understands =P
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Boy hopes no one sees girl in the beauty that boy sees girl in so that he can keep her to himself.

It's like how some people like someone because that someone doesn't realize how good they look, but not exactly like that lol. The guy isn't saying "I hope people see you as ugly." He's saying something more like "So far, no one sees you as pretty as I do."
[because if they did, they would try to steal you away from me/would have stolen you from me. I hope it stays that I see you as the most pretty.] <- this is more implied than said.

I think the boy and girl just have to get each other to understand it more in depth.

Anyways that was my attempt. Back to topic.

*Looks at breasts* You look cold. Let's go heat things up.

I only have 2 months to live...One of the goals before I die is...

Are you a H!P fan?

[penagih_dadih]

@Xeqcme:haha..nice opinion..that's new..never think bout it before..

[HPworshiper13]

@Xeqcme Good job wording it, lol that's what I think penagih_dadih means too


The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

[Asp]

Things I heard about
"You must be made by Gilette because you're the best a man can get!"

"Your father is a thief! He stole the stars from the sky and put them in to your eyes."

"I lost my phone number, can I get your's?"

[Ninja-Man]

Three step process, really easy.

1) Join the military.
2) Wear your uniform to a public place where members of the opposite sex congregate.
3) Have security standing by to control the crowds.

Nuff said ...

[HPworshiper13]

^something similar to the army thing...

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

[AnotherWota]

^ bit perverted but lol!

Hey ladies, lets make a sandwich; I'll be the meat.