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[AnotherWota]

Well, show off your flirts here.

And if you were wondering, this is somewhat derived from "What your best jokes" but dont ind that.

I know this one is bit lame (since I got it off of family guy)

"If I can rearrange the alphabet, U and I would be together."

So what yours?

[laurie333361]

^ Lol I hope you won't try this with Risako or any other girls


I can't participate I only know stupid sentences like this in French

[AnotherWota]

This one a bit mature so minor: Read at your own risk. You been WARNED!

Spoiler

If I toss a coin, whats the chance of me getting heads?

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

[Xeqcme]

This one a bit mature so minor: Read at your own risk. You been WARNED!

Spoiler

If I toss a coin, whats the chance of me getting heads?

Related to that

Spoiler

Heads I get tail. Tails I get head.

You must be tired from running through my mind the whole night. [Yeah, old.]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

You're like a sneeze...you make my heart skip a beat.

Are you ok? Falling from heaven musta hurt.

[DarkwinteR]

DONT CRY IN LOVE BECOZ 4 WHOM UR CRYING DOES NOT DESERVE UR TEARS & THE PERSON WHO DESERVE IT, WILL NEVER LET U CRY

Like The Tree Needs The Earth Like The Nights Needa The Moon Like The Star Needs The Sky Like The Guitar Needs The Tune My World Needs You

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for U will never die

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Luv many things, for therein lies the true strength, & whosoever luvs much performs much, & can accomplish much, & what is done in luv is done well

There are Three Things in life That are very valuable Friends, Family and Self Confidence So First of all Love that Three Things.

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you????

** Life Is For Living, I Live For You Songs Are For Singing, I Sing For You.. Love Is For Carrying, I Care For You.. Angels Are For Keeping, Can I Keep You....?**

I can appreciate coffee without cream, pay without overtime, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you. Gud Morning!


It always works ;P

[kantutanTayo14]

Help! Someone is trying to steal my penis! I need somewhere to hide it! Do you know of somewhere warm?

[envy]

Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, cet soir?

Nice shoes, let's ****.

[FumikoH]

"If I can rearrange the alphabet, U and I would be together."
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"

So cute!

"Are you ok? Falling from heaven musta hurt."

So sweet!

"Don't cry in love because some person for whom you are crying does not deserve your tears, and person who will deserve them shall never let you cry!"
(and others!)

Wow, so nice! like poems.

[MaioAio]

"If I can rearrange the alphabet, U and I would be together."
"I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!"

So cute!

Yeah!!
If someone says that to me...

"Are you ok? Falling from heaven musta hurt."

So sweet!

Yes, yes, again I have to agree with Fumi!

"Don't cry in love because some person for whom you are crying does not deserve your tears, and person who will deserve them shall never let you cry!"

How romantic...

[Ren-chan desu]

am i the only one who thinks ther're all soo cheesy? haha

[hervin]

Do you have a map? Because im lost in your eyes
hahaha

[FumikoH]

...How romantic...

Yes, these are all much better for conversation & emotion, yes? instead of "...so, uh, I never saw you here before...where do you work?"

I have heard this personally (not directed to me! but to my friend Jessica, I shall not post her picture but she is really hot stuff): "Excuse me, my table doesn't have any sugar packets! Would you mind? please stick your finger in my coffee and swirl it around a little?"

Cute, yes? this one too: "Look, she is there! Miki sama! Miki sama! Please punish me, Miki sama!"

P.S. to Ren: of course these are all silly, there is no serious formal ritual method to meet some stranger in a public place unless you already share some relationship because where you are! for example: "Did you understand the last part of that professor's lecture?" or "Do you have any experience with this kind of trajectory determination?" and etc. So all you guys try to make nice joke, yes? to meet us. These are just funny ways to say your true meaning: "Wow, I'm attracted to you for some reason, is it okay I will talk with you and find out why?" LOL

[Maury Tuhis]

@ Ren-chan-desu: No, you're not. That's so cheesy that if I'd used such lines I'd probably have to clean my mouth with a shotgun.

[HPworshiper13]

Haha, cheesy? Yes, but funny nonetheless ( I just rhymed! )


This is what I use all the time for new girls in my tae kwon do school:

Have you done karate? Cause your body's kicking so old, but yet still funny

[sailormari]

mine is a little chessy

ask girls "you must be a theif"
girl: "why"
you:" because your stole my heart"

[FumikoH]

...I can't participate I only know stupid sentences like this in French

Hi, laurie! I think you should post anyway, even we don't understand everything, you can explain! and they will sound so cool in French! Wow!

[penagih_dadih]

haha..try this..this mine

boy: u know what?there r only two words to describe a girl

girl: really?what words?

boy: ugly and pretty...n if u ask me what kind of girl u r,i hope that u r the ugly type..

girl: y??!!!

boy: because that way..nobody will steal u from me

[FumikoH]

...girl: y??!!!

boy: because that way..nobody will steal u from me

Hi, penagih! LOL! You just told some girl you like that you hope she is ugly, and that you have no confidence in your self, and etc. etc. Excuse me, but there are many reasons why this one will not be so much effective in real life!

[HPworshiper13]

Beauty is art,
Art is a bang.
Beautiful,
I want to bang you.

[penagih_dadih]

Hi, penagih! LOL! You just told some girl you like that you hope she is ugly, and that you have no confidence in your self, and etc. etc. Excuse me, but there are many reasons why this one will not be so much effective in real life!

heh..u'll get dump by ur girl if she cant understand this deep meaning..if she can,totally she'll be happy to hear that...n yeah..i think... u too still cant understand the real meaning of my conversation i posted ..try to understand it with ur deep heart..haha..