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[sailormari]

but it teleport you into a active volcano

I wish had million dollars

[멜리사]

but someone took your most precious item and wanted a ransom of one million dollars

I wish I didn't have a bad eyesight

[innocence]

The corrective glasses you are wearing is defective and just making your eyesight worse!

I wish I know how to sew so I can make cosplay costumes~

[k♥chan]

But everytime you made a cosplay, someone will pour juice or cofee on it.


I wish I go to Japan with my best friends.

[red-chan~]

You go with your friends but then you wind up having a massive fight and you're no longer friends (oh yeah and you had a crummy time as well)

I wish I could go on broadway

[♦ AyakaMoon ♦♫♪]

You go on Broadway but have tomatoes thrown

I wish I could solve world hunger

[яιвση♥]

^ But you starve and pass away yourself... (horrid, I know!)


I wish I had pretty hair!

[Kaori!-chan]

You'll have pretty hair, but it's a wig! (sorry!)

I wish that could live in Japan

[Snipey]

^You go but you're lost in translation throughout your whole stay. (Gosh this thread is evil )

I wish I was more motivated.

[matt9210]

You're motivated to do things but no matter how hard you try you'll always fail

I wish I could lose weight without trying at all.

[Reizumi-麗厨美]

You'll lose weight without doing anything but you becomed thin like a stick

I wish I can do whatever I want

[mochi.rini]

You're able to do anything you want so there is no longer anything worth doing in your life

I wish I could stop picking at the bug bites on my body!~

[♦ AyakaMoon ♦♫♪]

Ok, but bugs will still bite you

I wish I could have free rent

[mikari]

But then you realize the place is infested with cockroaches and rats.

I wish I could have G Dragon's baby

[Glasseyelashes]

^ but then you find out he's sterile.


i wish that one day i would meet aichan and not be nervous, because goodness knows i would be. ><

[♦ AyakaMoon ♦♫♪]

You meet Ai but its 60 years from now and she's all wrinkly (yeah, you saw it comin' )

I wish I had wings and could fly

[mochi.rini]

you end up flying face first into a speeding jet!

I wish I didn't have to pay for college

[Kaori!-chan]

You go for free but fail all of your classes

I wish I could go on shopping spree with Reina

[red-chan~]

Turns out the whole time she's trying on clothes and you don't get to see her very often


I wish there was more time in the day (and night sometimes as well)

[tattoo fish]

There is, but 3/4 is spent by an old lady yelling at you every day.

I wish I could go to sleep~