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[Lalalaalala]

^ You speak japanese, but you forget all other languages you know and are unable to learn them again. 

 

I wish i could eat gluten without it hurting meeee

[LittleBerry]

^

Granted, gluten doesn't cause any side effects on you anymore but all other foods do!

 

I wish I had a new computer.

[core2quad]

^ You got a new computer with USB and display port only but you are still using PS/2 keyboard/mouse and VGA monitor

I wish I can go to Mars one day

[Lalalaalala]

^You go to Mars, but it's the Mars Chocolate bar factory and not the planet... And you don't get to taste any chocolate.

 

I wish I won't make a fool of myself in front of Sasaki Rikako

[Yossie_Saikou]

You don't make a fool of yourself in front of her, but you have a cold and you cough a lot 

I wish I'll be able to attend a Morning Musume concert once in my life

[Lalalaalala]

you attend their concert but it's their disbandment concert

 

 

I wish I couldn't get hangovers

[LittleBerry]

ooh, this is back

^

You magically become immune to hangovers, but you are never able to enjoy alcoholic drinks again so it doesn't really matter

 

I wish I was immune to eyestrain   I just love entertaining myself on electronic devices T_T but it's been so long since I've been doing so that I'm weak now :arrow:IknowIknow

[Lalalaalala]

Yeah i missed this so i came back for it haha

^ You become immune to eyestrain but you become allergic to electronic devices (like the guy in this video ) 

 

I wish money was never an issue again!

[LittleBerry]

noo, what a terrible fate hmm, but maybe I can use gloves or something uhuhu

^

Granted, money will not be an issue anymore 'cause the world is ending

 

I wish I hadn't killed my phone

[Lalalaalala]

^ hahahha oh boiii 

 

You didn't kill your phone, but the phone killed you. 

 

I wish my birthday wasn't so soon 

[LittleBerry]

^
gosh, technology is officially against me </3 (but i love u whyyy... ;_; )

Your birthday will not arrive anytime soon or ever again because you will start aging backwards o_O

I wish I didn't have to spend my savings ( ;_; )

[Lalalaalala]

Oh hech, benjamin button style - nice

 

You didn't spend your savings because you never had any to begin with 

 

I wish i was better at writing essays

[mizukingdom1]

You get better at writing essays but can only write in a language that no one understands

 

I wish I would stop procrastinating so much.... 

[LittleBerry]

^omg,this wish speaks to me too

You finally stop procrastinating but become a bitter workaholic instead uvu

I wish I never got writer's block :c

[Lalalaalala]

You never get writers block, but you lose your hands so you can't type

 

 

i wish this semester was longer

[LittleBerry]

^mmmmkay, maybe I can use my nose or just get prosthetic hands...

The semester becomes longer, so long that you get sick of it...

I wish I had more classmates of my same age group

[Yossie_Saikou]

You have more classmates of your age group, but they talk behind your back and you end up alone : ( 

 

I wish I can save someone's life by becoming a doctor 

[LittleBerry]

^

again? lmao. how sad :c

 

You become a doctor and are able to save someone's life but at the cost of your own (such a sweet wish, though)

 

I wish I hadn't had to quit my job

[mizukingdom1]

They rehire you but there was a staff cut and you were laid off shortly after.

 

I wish I could sleep better at night 

[Lalalaalala]

You sleep better but waking up is much much harder


I wish i could sue my landlord