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[Yossie_Saikou]

Your feet get used to standing up all day but you lose your job 

I wish I could have better grades in physical education 

[RihoZukki]

You pass that class easy but you forget all about what you learn as soon as you graduate. 

 

I wish for a SayaSuzu compilation and fanpage.

[Lalalaalala]

^ you find that one exists but it is private and you need an invite to be a part of it. Once you're in it only gets updated once a year.

 

I wish ordering food was healthier

[LittleBerry]

^

 

Err... Ordering food becomes healthier but the prices sky-rocket and it becomes impractical anyways...

 

I wish for Hikaru to debut soon ; A ;

[Lalalaalala]

^hikaru debuts but in cursed kobushi factory and within 3 weeks she faces 3 scandals

I wish i knew how to make wooden figures

[RihoZukki]

You make the wooden figures but the figures turn out wrong in the simplest way.

 

I wish to have a party in a mansion and Sayashi is the lead dancer there that ends up bringing me to the dance floor. 

[LittleBerry]

^

You have your party but not only is the mansion super old and therefore in a pretty bad state but also when you dance with Riho you keep tripping over every 2 minutes

 

I wish that friend of mine hadn't become so distant from me and our other friends

[Lalalaalala]

^ your friend becomes less distant from you but you thoroughly dislike the person they have become (so sad btw.. people growing apart is the worst)

 

I wish my one night stand would stop writing me out of the blue (sorry about the personal life share haha)

[Yossie_Saikou]

Wish granted, he stops writing to you. But everyone else stops writing to you!

I wish to be the happiest person on earth.

[LittleBerry]

^

You become the happiest person in the world but... you also end up being the only person, maybe even living being, in the whole world (u w u)

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of delicious food

 

^ your friend becomes less distant from you but you thoroughly dislike the person they have become (so sad btw.. people growing apart is the worst)

 

IKR?   *Sigh* And it's even worse because we really don't know why he became like that...

[beyooooonk]

I wish I had an infinite supply of delicious food

 

You earn an infinite supply of the tastiest of delicacies... until you discover you are allergic to one of the dish's ingredients, and you die of anaphylaxis within the first week.

 

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I wish my hair could be back at its normal length after I got my terrible haircut!

[LittleBerry]

^

OMG  This thread is dangerous   

 

Okay so your hair magically gets restored to how it was before but the next day it'll have all fallen so now you're bald.

 

I wish I had better internet.

[Lalalaalala]

^You get better internet, but you accidentally open a site that is super filled with viruses and since your internet is so damn good, they all download onto your computer super fast.

 

I wish I had more time before having to go back to my everyday life 

[LittleBerry]

^

You have more time to spend away from your regular life but when it's over you'll have completely forgotten your routine so you're completely lost with what to do.

 

I wish they would just debut Ichioka Factory alreadeeeeh

[Lalalaalala]

^Oh my god, too real..hahahah

 

Ichioka Factory is debuted, but the management treats them extremely poorly, they only get 1 single for the year and everyone starts to wonder why they were created in the first place.

 

 

I wish I could snap my fingers and my surroundings would be clean

[kittykoo5]

^ Poor Ichioka Factory. This happens too much in H!P.

 

You snap your fingers and everything is clean...so clean that nothing is left in the room you were trying to clean. No furniture, no matting on the floor, nothing.

 

I wish I had more than a week left of vacation.

[Lalalaalala]

^ you get another week of vacation, but everyone you want to spend time with is busy or far away and you find yourself being incredibly bored.

 

I wish I had more money

[yeahman]

^ You get 1 million... Zimbabwe dollars

 

 

I wish they made Country Girls a full fledged group again

[LittleBerry]

^

Realness strikes again? (Momo's legacy... I really hate UF and their terrible decisions! ). Country Girls becomes a full-fledged group again but it's been so long since they were announced to become a "sub-group" that all the members have graduated and the new ones they add are all terrible idols and never improve

 

I wish I could travel through time (I could really use that right now... )

[yeahman]

^ It works. You're travelling forward through time, at a rate of 1 second per second. 

 

 

I wish I could speak Japanese as well as a native Japanese