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[beyooooonk]

Gakisan gets too drunk the first few minutes into the party and Yuko calls an ambulance to transport her away. The ambulance comes and discovers drugs in your apartment. Oh no. You get arrested.

I wish I was Tsunku. Livin' the dream right there.

[ezterrell]

^

Well I wouldn't have to worry about the last part happening at least. I never get in trouble for anything I actually do. That includes actually having pot in my apartment once when the police raided it because someone called them and claimed my friends gf was supposedly an underage runaway we were harboring. Just because they didn't like my friend. The police actually told me that after everything that had happened I could probably use smoking a bowl.

 

You wake up tomorrow morning as Tsunku. Then suddenly die from choking on a spider you swallowed while sleeping.

 

I wish I actually could get drunk with Yuko and Gakisan. They would probably be hilarious.

[beyooooonk]

You do, indeed, get drunk with Yuko and Gakisan, but in the heat of the moment, you confess your undying love for Gakisan. She smacks you on the back of your head, kicks you in the most sensitive part of your nether region, and calls the cops for harassment.

 

I wish I could make a large cameo in a H!P MV.

[weeaboowoman]

You make a large cameo in a H!P MV but UFA deletes it and replaces it with their own "improved" version.

 

I wish Zukki got a photobook

[Fluffis]

You will get your photobook but she will only wear a pikachu suit on all pictures, so you will never see her face and body. 

 

I wish Zukki and Sayubee could sing a song together. 

[minaeshi]

^Granted, but they sing the song at a concert you can't attend, and during their performance the camera's and mic's malfunction up until the end of the song so you never actually get to hear or see them sing together. 

 

I wish H!P would hold a General Election like the 48 groups do. 

[sakshee]

wish granted , H!P would hold a General Election like the 48 groups but you will failed in first round

 

 

 

 

i wish kawane kiyomura(the green fairy) will come back to the group

[Lalalaalala]

Bringing this back from the dead because it looks fun

She comes back, but the group disbands a week later.

I wish i wasn't surrounded by mosquitoes that are making it impossible for me to sleep.

[LittleBerry]

Haha, I'll help this cause too (really, it's a shame some fun threads like this are dead nowadays)

 

^

The mosquitoes will stop bothering you but then your house will be infested by thousands of mice instead, and they will bother you even more than the mosquitoes ever did (day and night) by doing stuff like climbing up your bed at night looking for heat (had this actually happen to me once ) and ruining your furniture and other stuff like that.

 

I wish Berryz did a mind-blowing reunion single (with Maiha and all).

[Lalalaalala]

^ They make a banger single but H!P being H!P keep delaying it and it disappears into oblivion. 

 

I wish getting a job was easier. 

[mby3]

^You'll get a job you hate that pays very little. (Seriously I wish you the best as I'm in the same situation ha)

 

I wish I was a millionaire. 

[Lalalaalala]

^ You become a millionaire, but all your friends leave you and the new friends you get like you for your money. (thank you, good luck to you too! It's a shite situation haha)

 

I wish my tentanitis would bugger off

[LittleBerry]

^

 

You'll recover very soon but then you'll fall over and break a leg instead...

 

Now seriously, had to search that on Google and the only thing I could find was "tendinitis"... But whatever it is, I hope you get well soon

 

i wish my dog wasn't so mischievous and troublesome

[Lalalaalala]

^ ah right that's how you spell it, i've only ever heard it spoken tbh haha 

 

He stops being mischievous and troublesome, but he also stops being happy and playful (i can't believe you just made me curse your dog i'm so so so so sorry)

 

I wish my room was clean

[KouChisato]

I am so Happy and eating of course well that so listing music and hope do homework.

[Yossie_Saikou]

^ ah right that's how you spell it, i've only ever heard it spoken tbh haha 

 

He stops being mischievous and troublesome, but he also stops being happy and playful (i can't believe you just made me curse your dog i'm so so so so sorry)

 

I wish my room was clean

Your room is clean but your house becomes a big mess

I wish to meet Yoshizawa Hitomi!

[LittleBerry]

^

 

You will meet her but she will dislike you 

 

I wish I had a pet rabbit :3

[Lalalaalala]

^ you have a pet rabbit, but it is evil and plots to take over the universe and make humanity it's slave when you're not looking.

 

I wish I had more time, motivation and inspiration to write.

[Konohita]

^ you have more time and motivation + inspiration but you get to sleep only 2 hours per day!

I wish I can travel to Japan right now!

[Lalalaalala]

^ ohhh boiii that's too real hahahah

 

You travel to Japan right now, but all your hotel resevations get mysteriously cancelled, you lose all your money and your passport is stolen. 

 

I wish my feet could get used to standing up all day at work