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#1 sailormari

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Posted 20 November 2010 - 12:50 PM

ever seen a movie poster well you prob seen a tag line on it too

tag lines help sells the movie some are dumb but some help you decide to see that movie

here some my fav tag lines

Alien (1979)
"In space, no one can hear you scream."

Freaks (1932)
"Can a full grown woman truly love a midget?"

It's Alive (1974)
"There's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby: it's alive."

Night of the Creeps (1986)
"The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they're dead."

Army of Darkness (1992)
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas."

robo cop
“Part man. Part machine. All cop.”


list some your favs
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 01:35 PM

i have one!

Kick-Ass (2010)
"I can't fly. But I can kick your ass." ^^;

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Posted 20 November 2010 - 03:16 PM

The Happiness of the Katakuris (2001):
"Love, Music, Horror, Volcanoes."

Love Exposure (2008):
"A four-hour marathon about sex, religion and perversion."

Survive Style 5+ (2004):
"What is your function?"

Oldboy (2003):
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone"

Army of Darkness (1992):
"In an age of darkness. At a time of evil. When the world needed a hero. What it got was him."

AoD rocks.

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#4 sailormari

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Posted 21 November 2010 - 01:57 AM

^yea her some more from AoD

* They move. They breathe. They suck.

* Sound the trumpets, Raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 10:05 PM

"Hey! Ya'h don't say that!!!" -Step Brothers(Will Ferrell's character)
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Posted 13 December 2010 - 07:18 PM

DOCTOR BUTCHER, M.D. [U.S. edit of ZOMBI HOLOCAUST]: "He is a depraved, sadistic rapist; A bloodthirsty, homicidal killer. ...And He Makes House Calls!" XD (This is totally misleading, by the way.)

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE: "In space no one can eat ice cream!" XD

PATRICK: "He's in a coma...yet, he can kill."

RE-ANIMATOR: "Herbert West has a very good head on his shoulders...And another one in a dish on his desk." XD (This one's my favorite, I think.)

WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO?: "She's Taking A STAB At Motherhood!"

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 03:46 AM

"This Ain't No Chick Flick!"
Chicken Run (2000)

"From gentle to mental." Me, Myself, & Irene (2000)

"They took everything he had...except his rage." Collateral Damage (2002)

"Whoever wins...we lose." Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

"No actual Europeans were harmed in the making of this film." EuroTrip (2004)

"The longer you wait, the harder it gets." The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

"On May 6th...See Paris Die!" House of Wax (2005)
(this movie sucked but only good thing about it was paris hilton was in it and she died ...see even they knew when came out only way get people to see it to say she dies XD ))
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Posted 14 December 2010 - 04:15 PM

MYRA BRECKINRIDGE: "Everything you heard about MYRA BRECKINRIDGE is true." (I never saw this movie, but not many people like it. Everything most people heard was bad, so this is the worst tag line in movie history! XD)

NIGHTFORCE: "Some people give a damn..." (I never saw this movie either, but I love the tag line. :lol:)

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#9 sailormari

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Posted 14 December 2010 - 07:08 PM

"Wanna date?" Frankenhooker (1990)

"You won't know unless you go." Mystery Date (1991)

"All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!"
Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

"Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness." Ed Wood (1994)

"Where there's a will, there's a relative." Greedy (1994)

"From the brother of the director of Ghost." Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) XD
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:03 AM

In memory of Spanish director Juan Piquer Simon, who passed away a few days ago....

PIECES (1982): "You don't have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre. PIECES - It's exactly what you think it is!"

SLUGS - THE MOVIE (1988): "They Slime. They Ooze. They Kill!"

ENDLESS DESCENT a.k.a. THE RIFT (1990): "You can't hold your breath and scream at the same time."

R.I.P., Mr. Simon. :sob: Your films were very....interesting! ^_^

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#11 Caradoc

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Posted 25 June 2011 - 02:13 PM

I once saw a Japanese porn movie for which the tag line was given in English on the DVD cover as: 'She spruced around their apartments, preparatory to going downtown!' The film was of a girl being caught having too much fun with herself in a school detention. Not an apartment in sight and nobody, rather surprisingly for a porn flick, went 'downtown' in any of the senses in which that could be interpreted. Damn you Babelfish! :lol:

I liked this tag line for the first Eko, Eko Azaraku film: 'Lucifer, let this cute girl be the empress of the universe!' although it's totally misleading.
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