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[PillowofDoom]

My chemistry teacher told us this one...

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

[MayaChanShiDae]

^ XDD

Not mine, but I love the science-cat meme

[Yuffinara]

^
Lol love the Cat meme. :3

I named my iPod the Titanic. Right now it's syncing.

[✮DanDan✮]

So I was in Chemistry class and we were working on a packet and my table is the farthest ahead so a person asks,"How did you get so far?" I said, "We have good chemistry."

[kitamurafan]

I love Apple products. I’m a Mac guy. Until I have kids. Then, I’ll be a Mac daddy.

[✮DanDan✮]

So I know this thread is quite dead but I do have a pun to add, earlier in the year I dyed my hair purple and so I was tutoring this one group of students with Calculus and it was a rather frustrating question because it was look at the graph and take a guess type thing and they were having trouble with it and I was having trouble with it be cause my averaging skills are horrible and one guy was like "he's so frustrated his hair turned purple" and I nervously laugh with him and my coworker had overheard and he talked to me later and he was like "do you feel violated by that comment???" And I said with the straightest face "no but I do feel violet-ed" cue us breaking down laughing and other tutors wondering what happened.

[Muyim Pimoup]

LOL, just read this thread,

 

i love pun, it so punny,,

[JennyInTokyo]

I always make puns every single day in my life, and I've actually gained quite a reputation for my puns.

 

Here is a few:

I looked out of the window and I saw some snow, it was all white to look at.

 

I hate Winnie the Pooh, I just can't bear him.

 

Frodo was really annoying me one day so I told him to hobbit. And don't get me started on Legolas, he is so elfish!