Wayne's World/Wayne's World 2
Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:07 PM
Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:18 PM
"Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?
Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.
Glen: Yeah, I know what that's like.
Davy: No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these.
Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.
Davy: Know what I'd like to do?
Glen: Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union. "
"Boy, for a security guard, he sure seemed to know a lot!" Haha... one of the best.
The whole "Gordon St." thing is amazing!!! Unreal.
"An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log!!"
Sooo many more!!!
"Well, gentlemen, our work here is done."
Posted 16 April 2009 - 11:20 PM
Posted 17 April 2009 - 01:05 AM
Wayne's World Product Placement
Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey *clap* *clap*
Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:45 AM
Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Do you come to Milwaukee often?
Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:55 AM
Such good quotes!!!!
"Why yes, Pete, it is..."
Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:42 PM
Some of those quotes need completing:
Wayne Campbell: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?
Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.
Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".
Noah Vanderhoff: What?
Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
Wayne Campbell: Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.
Cassandra: Is that true?
Wayne Campbell: Yes, everything except the reading part.
Me and my buds still use the "that's what she said" line whenever apropos.
Ribbed for her pleasure? Who cares? I turn them inside out for MY pleasure!
I thought the interchanges with Garth and Kim Basinger were the best:
Honey Horne: So, would you like to have dinner one night?
Garth: Oh, I like to have dinner every night.
Honey Horne: I bet you like to be in control...
Garth: Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said "No way!".
Honey Horne: I'm going to be frank.
Garth: OK. Can I still be Garth?
Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
Garth: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Posted 05 October 2010 - 05:10 PM
Posted 11 June 2020 - 08:38 PM
The first "Wayne's World" movie was a hoot when I saw it first run in the theater. Not sure if it would connect with a contemporary (read: young) audience. And the "Stairway" gag was utterly ruined by the guitar riff being replaced by random audio fuzz because of litigious threats that didn't have to happen.
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