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[matt9210]

I think this is the right place to start this thread. Sorry if it isn't.

I was just listening to BoA song 'Eat You Up' and thought some of the lyrics were just awful.

The obvious one is 'I'll eat you up'

'You look so tasty I could eat you up alive'

'I'll eat you up, Ohohohoh, so yum yum'

What are some of the worst lyrics you have heard?

Not sure if these are the worst I've ever heard, but they are bad Just post any bad lyrics. They can be any language as long as you post the translation for them too.

[markRAWR]

"I love you like
A fat kid loves cake" 50 Cent - 21 questions. i feel these are the worst i have heard!

There's an insect
In your ear
If you scratch
It won't disappear. U2 - Staring at the Sun. These are equally as worse.

EDIT: There are more i know but i will have to remember who sang them, and i have some that are not appropriate to post on the forum. Just for lolz "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains" Shakira - Whenever Wherever i heard these when i lived at home with my Mum as she loved this song.

EDIT EDIT: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump, my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps. Black eyed peas - Flumpa Hump or something like that. They have wrote some atrocious lyrics

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Any song by that Mika fella.

[Ninja-Man]

"I said What What?
In the Butt!
I said What What?
In the Butt ..." etc.

[Chachimaru]

well, i came across this song my kat-tun called "make u wet"
the title itself is horrible..
too lazy to look up the lyrics in english, but someone stated they are pretty.. odd xD
hahaha

[markRAWR]

^ http://uk.youtube.co...?v=YTx3wzHwfLU# i dont see much wrong with them?

[tensai87]

^^ haha, good name. Maybe they meant to "make you wet" with their hoses wait... that didn't sound good either. Sorry.

[Aim_Aim]

I think the worst lyrics I ever heard is the song Summer Girls by LFO. The lyrics are just terrible and have nothing to do with the song. It's pretty funny.

"Stayed all Summer then went back Home
McCullay Culkin was in Home-Alone
Fell Deep In Love, but now we Aint Speakin
Micheal J Fox Was Alex P. Keaton"


@Erika2113: How can you hate Mika? I love him.

[♥Sancchan♥]

"I don't wanna kiss you without a whitness, I don't wanna be alone with you, cuz later, when I lose you, you'll tell everybody that I'm a bad kisser"
(it's from Ivan Zak's song Svjedok That's soooo lame)

[Joshy]

I believe there's a Slipknot song that mentions "I push my fingers into my eyes."
I also remember being on iTunes and hearing a free song that said "I have bones in my body." Well I hope so!

[Azul]

The Killers song Human.

"Are we human? Or are we dancer?"

There was this full blown argument in our maths class wether it was "dancer" or "denser", so the teacher looked it up online. Either way it's ridiculous .

[Marida]

All of Korn's "All in the Family" is revolting . Won't even repeat the lyrics here.

[matt9210]

What a pair of asses :/

I don't see how people can enjoy that type of music

[Perazon]

Darn, Aim_Aim already brought up my pick of "worst lyrics": LFO's Summer Girls.
Whoever wrote that horrid song was clearly just looking for anything that rhymes.
More lines taken from the song:

"Hip-hop mama layed spic & span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, jersey 33"

lol, poor Larry. A popular song that actually features his name, and it only gets tarnished, haha.

Another song with poorly written lyrics: Eiffel 65's I'm Blue.
If the word "blue" didn't exist, 85% of the lyrics wouldn't exist either.

[Nowhere Man]

Probably it isn't the worst i've heard, but right now i can't think of any other one


It's a song by some lame-ass rapper (see?, i don't even know his name) ft. Tila Tequila, called "I Like to F**k")


.... simply

[markRAWR]

@Matt: Come on man what wrong with Korn? Though some of there lyrics leave alot to be desired.

[matt9210]

^ I've never liked that type of music; well, one exception - Enter Sandman by Metallica. but I don't really like that now. To me, it's instruments playing with someone screaming in my ear.

[Arche-JoIyO]

It's a song by some lame-ass rapper (see?, i don't even know his name) ft. Tila Tequila, called "I Like to F**k")

Come on, it's a song with TILA TEQUILA. What are you expecting for? LOL.

[Risa/Misa]

LFO's Summer Girls:

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy

This song is the worst thing known in all of history.

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

I can't believe I use to somewhat enjoy this song.

[Pukovnik Krv]

I don't think much can top the lyrics of a band whose name would probably get me banned, so I'll just post the initials:

AC

One of their worst (I guess) is a song called "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach".

... yea

[Arche-JoIyO]

^ OMG those lyrics... how horrible though it makes you LOL really hard.