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[XOBLAZE]

I don't know I feel like a lot of songs on the radio have really bad lyrics. Like I will hear a good song with good lyrics ONCE in a while, and I mean ONCE in a while. Just I feel everything on the radio is crap now =_____=

[PCC]

“All the shit I do is boring/ All these record labels boring/ I don’t trust these record labels/ I’m touring/ All these people on the planet/ Working 9 to 5, just to stay alive.” 

 

- imma gonna let ya'all finish but beyonce don't care about the people with jobs, yo. (zombie hobos are okay)

[TheAnna18]

Not exactly the worst, but "Futsuu no Shoujo A" always makes me chuckle.
 

[WatanabeXYamada27]

It has to be "Last Resort" by Papa Roach. I hate the "Cut my life into pieces" part.

Maybe I'm just not into punk rock.

[weeaboowoman]

 

Most of this song is just a disaster, first Trapped in the Closet now this, how does R Kelly keep making such unintentionally hilarious songs?

[WatanabeXYamada27]

I miss his "I Believe I Can Fly" days. What happened to him?

[weeaboowoman]

I'm not sure. Every few years he just pops out of nowhere to release an album and remind people he still exists, but other than I Believe I Can Fly he's better known for Trapped in the Closet these days. Every now and then the pedophilia claims resurface but I don't think he's ever been charged for those.  

[Snowflake]

I love the song, but Otome no Gyakushu's lyrics doesn't make any sense...

[RenaiHunter]

I listen to JPop because basically I don't care about the lyrics. If the words fit and the instrumental is a killer I'm more than okay. However... SEXY BISCUIT? (Iroppoi Jirettai) Seriously Tsunku? Where the ###### have you seen sexy biscuits exactly?

[weeaboowoman]

^ Maybe while he was writing the song someone brought in a box of these?

 

 

 

Also, the Rap Critic on TGWTG sometimes does "Top ___ Worst Lyrics of ____(month/year)" videos, and there are some absolute gems in there. They're mostly really contradictory or sometimes just plain silly. My favourite from this video for example is probably "Are you a lesbian or a librarian? I know you got room for my dick...tionary"

 

[Candia]

The part in the lyrics from Enrique Iglesias' song Do You Know "birds flying south's a sign of changes, at least you can predict this every year"

I don't know why I hate those lyrics so much.

[Zabieru]

How about ANY rap song? 

[Fluffis]

^This made me think of one of the worst ones I have heard:

 

"You can be my black Kate Moss tonight"

Kanye West Stronger

 

I am not sure why this bugs me so much...

[Snowflake]

There's this Finnish song, I can't remember the artist or song title but the lyrics goes:

"Would you die from happiness
if I'd f*ck you properly?"

[LittleBerry]

Every single song from the sad excuse of a musical genre that is "reggaeton" is bound to have crappy lyrics Seriously, I hate how popular that stupid genre has become with spanish-talking people, it's so freaking disgusting in every way: no musical value whatsoever (plus, all the songs sound almost the same), lyrics that always talk about sex, drugs and treat women as objects, music videos that look like the promotional video of a prostitution center, crappy "singers", heck even the name sounds stupid... Ugh. Reggaeton is one of the reasons why I no longer listen to music in my mother language. Curse whoever invented it! You.are.a.disgrace T____T

[Chibishi]

I remember about a year after I started my Japanese studies I was randomly listening to Yamete yo! Sinbad, and suddenly I heard them say:
Aisukuriimu ga sukiiii...... Wait what? You like icecream? That's what they were singing all along??? 

[MaaDuu]

^
I went through something similar with "How Do You Like Japan?" I don't know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn't a song about rice, water tasting good and kanji.

[Chibishi]

^

[Bexie]

And the "Japanese people have the highest life expectancy!" line lol

[anli1]

I like this song but the lyrics are so bad that they become good?

 

"Hola, que tal Maria

You turn me on like sweet Sangria"