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Kudo Haruka: “Stay-At-Home Wota Can Be In Haru-chan’s Adventure Squad Too!”

Posted by ailuromancie, 08 December 2016 · 1107 views

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Hello, pals! Below is a 2ch translation that originally went up on my new matome blog, Morning Matome. If you like reading wota's opinions on H!P shenanigans, I'll be posting translations (and some fansubs) on there from now on.

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And now for the show!

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These idols sure do like to give wacky names to their fans. Call me when there’s an Ayumi Poverty Battalion I can join.
Generous of Duu to give a nod to the indoorsmen among us, though. What a sport.


1: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Whenever we do nationwide handshake events, people say, “I want to go on a trip with Haru! Let’s go on an adventure!”
Well, this time, I sort of just made an adventuring group on my own. LOL
Haru-chan’s Adventure Squad!
When I was reading comments, I saw many people say, “Sorry I can’t become an adventure squad member!” .......
The terms for becoming a member of Haru-chan’s Adventure Squad are:
“I want to be a squad member!”
“I like Squad Leader Haru-chan!”
Just these two. LOL??
So, as long as we have members who travel and adventure together,
We also have members who defend their home bases.
Hokkaido branch, Tohoku branch, Hokuriku branch,
North Kanto branch, Kanto branch, Tokai branch,
Kansai branch, San’in branch, Chugoku branch,
Shikoku branch, Kyushu branch….
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeveryone’s a squad member!!


2: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Oh kind world

3: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Haru-chan’s seriously an angel

4: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
You homebodies are being noticed too, lol

5: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Haru-chan’s such an angel for paying attention to hikikomori as well [*hikikomori = shut-ins]

8: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
ハo´ 。`ル < But of course, online shopping from home is so good that you can even buy one single picture at a time [<- *Haru-chan's got some ulterior motives....]

12: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
I cried

14: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
So the new name for Kudo wota is “Haru-chan’s Adventure Squad,” huh? LOL

17: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Haru-chan’s nice even to NEETs

18: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
This is a rage-filled assault on the Sea Otter Club [*the name for Wada Sakurako’s fans]

20: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Among these people, how many are real squad members who actually saw Kudo yesterday at the ZDA6 place?

21: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
I’m a home defender, but I want to become a squad member

24: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Won’t Haru-chan’s Adventure Squad members eventually gain a bad reputation?

25: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Is it really okay for her to say stuff like “defend your home base”?

33: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
To be accurate,
Home defenders = hikikomori
I can say this with confidence

39: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
This is like when Miyazaki-san created the “Juice=Juice Family” just because people commented on her blog, lol

40: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Aruaru Tankantai [*reference to this]

41: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Is this in opposition to the Kanazawa Self-Defense Troop?

42: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
I don’t think Haru-chan fully grasps the meaning of “home defense”

43: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Her elementary school-level naming sense is super cute

44: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Kudo wota will ride this one so hard, they’ll probably make real branches, lol

47: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
At the next event, there’ll probably be wota wearing t-shirts that say “Haru-chan’s Adventure Squad,” lol

45: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
The little Haru-chan who used to live in Aichi prefecture is now flourishing all over Japan

46: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Is it okay if I run for head of the Tohoku branch?

51: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Seems Saitama is also a special branch
Where the hell is headquarters? LOL

53: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Haru-chan’s house in Kawaguchi

57: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
What a great strategy, to string you losers along

59: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
Haru-chan’s still a kid, huh...

66: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
This’ll make even more girl wota fall in love with her

70: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
It’s just like her not to reveal the location of headquarters

81: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/
I want to see her read this out loud and blush


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