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Another Q&A (Warning! Contains stupidity.) But it was so much fun to do it.
Posted by Torigoya,
27 March 2012
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I love Q&A's. I really do. That's why I googled and looked out for some funny questions. And yes. They are all answered honestly. Maybe. We'll see. I will tell if I lied. 
If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?
- A killer whale! I would be a big male who is totally lazy!
If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars® ] character, which one would it be?
- Star Trek: Captain Janeway, Captain Picard, Data, Worf or Jadzia Dax. Star Wars: Han Solo. No one else. Love him.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. With whom would it be?
- Ai Kato. No idea, why biut she is in every drama with Hidetoshi Nishijima. And she is always interested in him.
What is your favorite movie (song)?
- Hakuna Matata.
If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
- I would want them to clone Hidetoshi Nishijima, Yuko Takeuchi, Yossy, Yumiko Iwase, Rina Kawaei, the Kyuukies, Risa, Eri, Mariko, Sae and the Juukies for me. I don't want to be alone there.
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
- Buffy. Or Batwoman. Or Barney Stinson.
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
- Does the actress have to look like me? Clemence Poesy.
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
- TELEPORTATION! I could get everywhere without polluting the environment.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
- Huh?! Eh?! No! What?! Or I lol'ed.
If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?
- An aubergine or a zucchini. Or a nectarine. Because they are tasty.
If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
- I would give $8 million to my Mum and then I would head off to Japan.
If you were a car, what kind would you be?
- A Smart! Or a Ford Mustang (2nd gen.). Or a Hummer!
Or a Camaro.
If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
- I just saved the world.
Who did let the dogs out?
- Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. And the Baha Men.
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
- No idea, we don't have that problem in the german language.
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
- They have a superhard job, so when they are afraid and wet their pants, underwear stays clean.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
- A knife, maybe?
Do Butterfly's make Butter?
- Of course not. They are buying it, like everybody else. In the supermarket. I have to know I'm working as a cashier.
Does the Queen Bee have a King?
- Does Queen Elizabeth have one? No.
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
- Do you know that they don't have a headache? But if they don't get headaches, I would like to be a woodpecker.
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
- I was asking the same when my friend told me, she called her cat "Donkey".
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
- Red. Because it would be so embarrassed to be seen.
What do you call male ballerinas?
- Hey, dude in the tutu.
That was fun. And no, I didn't lie. I guess. O.K., one lie.
If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?
- A killer whale! I would be a big male who is totally lazy!
If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars® ] character, which one would it be?
- Star Trek: Captain Janeway, Captain Picard, Data, Worf or Jadzia Dax. Star Wars: Han Solo. No one else. Love him.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. With whom would it be?
- Ai Kato. No idea, why biut she is in every drama with Hidetoshi Nishijima. And she is always interested in him.
What is your favorite movie (song)?
- Hakuna Matata.
If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
- I would want them to clone Hidetoshi Nishijima, Yuko Takeuchi, Yossy, Yumiko Iwase, Rina Kawaei, the Kyuukies, Risa, Eri, Mariko, Sae and the Juukies for me. I don't want to be alone there.
If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be?
- Buffy. Or Batwoman. Or Barney Stinson.
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, whom would you like to see play the lead role as you?
- Does the actress have to look like me? Clemence Poesy.
If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
- TELEPORTATION! I could get everywhere without polluting the environment.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
- Huh?! Eh?! No! What?! Or I lol'ed.
If you were a type of food, what type of food would you be?
- An aubergine or a zucchini. Or a nectarine. Because they are tasty.
If you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
- I would give $8 million to my Mum and then I would head off to Japan.
If you were a car, what kind would you be?
- A Smart! Or a Ford Mustang (2nd gen.). Or a Hummer!
Or a Camaro.If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?
- I just saved the world.
Who did let the dogs out?
- Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. And the Baha Men.
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
- No idea, we don't have that problem in the german language.
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
- They have a superhard job, so when they are afraid and wet their pants, underwear stays clean.
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
- A knife, maybe?
Do Butterfly's make Butter?
- Of course not. They are buying it, like everybody else. In the supermarket. I have to know I'm working as a cashier.
Does the Queen Bee have a King?
- Does Queen Elizabeth have one? No.
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
- Do you know that they don't have a headache? But if they don't get headaches, I would like to be a woodpecker.
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
- I was asking the same when my friend told me, she called her cat "Donkey".
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
- Red. Because it would be so embarrassed to be seen.
What do you call male ballerinas?
- Hey, dude in the tutu.
That was fun. And no, I didn't lie. I guess. O.K., one lie.
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